I, Zombie Normal commented on Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"

"Tila is trying really hard to be the new Britney Spears Breakdown Queen, isn't she?"

I, Zombie Normal commented on Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous

"@SomeAuthorGirl: At least they're not making pouty ducky lips and doing that sideways two-finger thing."

I, Zombie Normal commented on Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous

"@BabyJane: For the frikken win, doll."

I, Zombie Normal commented on Launch My Line Premiere Looks Ominous

"Wow, just WOW."

I, Zombie Normal commented on 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers

"@Penny: I think it's their lack of shame that fomented this ballyhoo."

I, Zombie Normal commented on 6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers

""Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly. Me-ow. But you know, I think we learned a lesson a few weeks ago from some other neer do wells who pretended that their son flew away in a balloon: Keep repeating your assertion of innocence, even in the face of your obvious lies and shenanigans, because there is nothing more important than being on a reality show."

I, Zombie Normal commented on Behold: Lady Gaga On The January 2010 Cover Of Elle

"@hfree: Hahaha, I looked it up, but obviously wasn't clear about search terms, because this was the first image to pop up:"

I, Zombie Normal commented on Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar

"I'm pretty sure that if that was me, my mother would have marched right up the aisle and smacked me."