ACO commented on Brad Pitt Delivers Daughters, Doll To Delivery Room

"I want bitch face lessons from Zahara"

ACO commented on Oh What A Night: The Pastel, Poufy, & Gothic Prom Gowns Of Generations Of Jezebels

"@Macloserboy: I like your suit."

ACO commented on Nancy Drew, Heroine To Nerd Girls Everywhere

"@nellicat: Trixie was the best."

ACO commented on Child Abuse Is Not Funny, But Mommie Dearest Is

"Also, she looks ALOT like Audrey Hepburn."

ACO commented on Child Abuse Is Not Funny, But Mommie Dearest Is

"Maybe I am just a total baby, but that was terrifying."

ACO commented on Stars Fail To Shine At The 62nd Annual Tony Awards; Theatre Geeks Weep

"@bmorefool: I didn't notice at first because the envelope obstructed the view of her chest, but as soon as she moved Iwas like, okayyy, someone is listenind to Marc Jacobs underwear as outerwear thing."

ACO commented on MTV's XBox Party: About As Dull As It Sounds

"Sophie Faulkner looks like Kylie Minogue."

ACO commented on Bisexuality In Hollywood: Ok For LiLo But Probably Not For Leonardo

"@MissusTufnel: I am so ready for that "Milk" movie to come out."

ACO commented on Unhappy Endings

"@Khrushchev: I'M JAMES DEAN."

ACO commented on Walt Disney's Educational Cartoon On STDs

"My friends and I made up a cheer about stuff like this in seventh grade: Stop!"

ACO commented on So, Julia, About That Purse...

"@summerwheatley: I went to go see The Bourne identity because she was in it and I was pissed off when she had approximately two minutes of screen time."

ACO commented on Glamour Women Of The Year Awards: In Which Pvt. Jessica Lynch's Gown Will Not Be Criticized

"@hamburgerhotdog: I think that this photo is recycled from around 3 years ago because I've seen this exact look(hair,makeup,everything) before."

ACO commented on Penelope Cruz Is Ready For Her Bathroom Break

"I want a reality tv show about these two."

ACO commented on Patricia Field For Payless: Shoes, Booze & Drag Queens

"Dodai, are your shoes from nine west?"

ACO commented on Girl Scout Robber Stefanie Woods: Sociopath? Or Helpless Victim Of The Terrible Disease Of Painkiller Addiciton?

"So only the skinnier girl is getting attention?"

ACO commented on Juvie Program Takes Bad Girls To Women's Prison To Scare Them Straight

"This reminds me of the Arrested Development when george is supposed to talk to the Scared Straight tent on prison, but walks in to the Scared Straight tent on homosexuals."

ACO commented on Summer Camp: The Best (Or Worst!) Eight Weeks Of Your Life

"Camp Tecumseh anyone? I went there for the first time when i was eleven and the bitch in my cabin(and most popular 11 year old at the camp) greeted me with ,"hi, did anyone ever tell you that you had a lazy eye?" then got every girl and boy at the camp to call me Lazy Eye for the next three weeks."

ACO commented on Loose Lips

"@sabbaticalplease: soymilk only lasts 7 days?"