As legend* has it, a mysterious hooded figure approached Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons before last season's couture shows and said, "Hey, did you hear about what the assorted lady-peasants are doing nowadays? They have this strange sort of shoe object — flat at the bottom, like a duck's foot, comprised of a slightly more comfortable material than your conventional shoe, fastened atop with a bow." And Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons were like, "Huh."
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