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Apparently there's quite a bit of misinformation about penis size on the interent. Larry Harris, Jr. writes, "Men do not know what they are packing, and women do not know what to expect. None of us really have realistic expectations." It's accompanied by this (slightly old) chart, which informs us that "most women's 'ideal' penis is longer and wider than 98 percent of all men." More at the link! More »
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Michael Fassbender is an expert on celebrity penises. Don't believe me? Check him out as he participates in a game of "Members Only," a game in which he correctly identified the meat-and-potatoes of Harvey Keitel, Viggo Mortensen, and Watchmen's Dr. Manhattan (whose bright-blue member we thought was far too easy, by the way). The one celebrity schlong he couldn't place, however, was Jason Segel's — he must have missed its starring role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, it would seem. More »
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Everyone's favorite animated news service, NMA TV, reports that an all-male sauna in Taipei is attempting to attract clients with large penises. Men whose members measure over 18 cm (7.1 inches) long or 1.96 inches in girth can enter (heh) for free. According to the report, dudes of this size get VIP cards, and there's a "Big Bird" party for all the big swinging dicks, during which dudes walk around naked and check each other out. We highly doubt that there was a banana sword fight in the sauna, but that didn't stop NMA from illustrating one. More »
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You know what they say: What's good for the goose is good for the gander. We often examine the weird things available for enhancing or showing off the female anatomy, but turnabout is fair play. So, in the spirit of bizarre thingamabobs for boobs, we hereby present a crazy collection of cock contraptions. Penis paraphernalia. Dick devices. Gadgets for the gonads. If it's designed to cover, display or sheath the phallus, it's here. So incredibly not safe for work its not even funny. Are you ready? More »
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A group of Italian restorers have been accused of essentially ruining a classic work of art called the Tree of Fertility by getting rid of a tree "festooned with penises and testicles over a group of nine women, one of whom appears to be attempting to snag a penis with a hook." More »
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I've got a big penis. This is my tale of woe. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5800951&view=rss&microfeed=true Google "penis myths" and you get over 2.2 million results. That tells you something about the power and pervasiveness of half-truths and outright lies about the male sex organ. But some of those myths are more damaging than others. In the interest of pleasure, of happiness, of education and fun, here are our Top Five Penis Myths. More »
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You already know that everything under the sun is available as Internet porn. But in a new book, two scientists investigate what our online porn searches say about human sexuality. Their work isn't without its problems, but they turn up some pretty interesting data on age, body size — and dicks. More »
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Guys, it appears that you can increase the length of your penis — if you want to stick it in a special penis-stretcher for about 700 hours, that is. More »
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The Phallological Museum in Husavik, Iceland received a new donation this week to add to its vast collection (a 67-inch sperm whale penis, lampshades made from bull testicles, an "unusually big" penis bone from a Canadian walrus, etc.): Its first human penis. Pall Arason—who died in January at the age of 95—wanted his penis preserved for posterity, and last week his contribution, which is now suspended in formaldehyde, was officially installed in a ceremony, and will be the museum's main attraction. More »
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Just what we needed! A guide to finding the biggest dicks. Size queens, book your tickets to Congo and Ecuador. Check out a larger (heh) version here. More »
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Seen at the 2011 Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas, the Chastity Belt for Men—which cages in a penis by locking it to the scrotum—ranges from $70 to $159.95. Also available in camouflage for that "unassuming" look. More »
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It's not every day you read an article regarding a medical journal and penile size research that includes the words "farm-fed beef." Thank Zeus today is that day. More »
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I just don't get cockshots. I don't get snow penises, either. Or dickflashing, including the non-predatory kind. But are they just different points on a spectrum of men wanting to be looked at the way women always are? More »
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Let's face it, "Her hands tightly wrapped around a giant penis-shaped tombstone" is an irresistible story lede. Even if no one has much idea why there are penis-shaped tombstones in Iran. But who doesn't like an erotic countryside romp? More »
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• Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz welcomed a baby boy into the world on Thursday and named him Egypt Daoud Dean. [Reuters]

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Have you ever wished your significant other was covered in penises? I know I sure have. Thanks to the good people at Peniplus, there's finally a cure for monopenis. More »
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This article about the magical qualities of semen is about to give many a douchey dude new fodder. Still, there are some fascinating tidbits. More »
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The magazine's rep, Daniel Nardicio, says if the Jersey Shore star goes full-frontal: "We would offer Vinny $30,000 plus a portion of the proceeds." And if Snooki is to be believed, Vinny would need a really big spread. More »
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Courtesy of the treasure trove of talent that is Etsy, why not rest your head upon a crocheted pillow featuring a protruding penis? Or perhaps you'd rather nap on a pair of breasts? (They're probably more comfy, anyhow.) More »
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An anthropologist says that penises are "designed by natural selection to work as a retraction device, removing competing males' sperm from your female partner's vaginal tract. So if you keep [thrusting after orgasm], you're basically disadvantaging your own reproductive success." More »
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James Franco's art show just opened at a gallery in NYC; it includes a video of Franco wearing a prosthetic penis on his nose, terrifying masks and a taxidermied cat. Additional images below! [On Location Vacations via ONTD] More »
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Accidental Penis is a tumblr that documents things that unintentionally look like penises. The previous statement also describes the entire internet, but you wouldn't believe how many things look like penises! [Accidental Penis via Buzzfeed] More »
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"Why are women so obsessed with the size of a man's cock, wanting ones 6" and over, kicking others aside, when really they should concentrate on love, putting the size of the cock right out of her mind?" [Guardian] More »
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Last night Anna North and I went to a restaurant for a Japanese penis party. "I plan to eat as much dick as I can," I IMed a friend before leaving. "Okay," he replied. "I'm gonna...go to the gym." More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More »
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Today's episode was all about how women are not only viewing porn to get off, but viewing it as a viable career option. Guest Jenna Jameson discussed her experiences, regrets, and how she doesn't consider herself a blow job "professional." More »
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This penis is having so much fun with his foreskin, it's probably a good argument against circumcision. Oh, and if you're pro-abstinence, it will make a pretty good case for that, too, to any young woman who sees it. [BuzzFeed] More »
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The headline says it all. More »
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2:53 am, Wednesday. E! More »
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We always thought that bongs and bubblers looked like dicks and balls. It turns out that many paraphernalia manufacturers do, too. (Links NSFW. Duh.) Check out the various X-rated pipes to put your weed in. More »
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HBO's new show Hung centers on a down-and-out guy whose huge penis enables him to become a gigolo. A comedy about turning to prostitution in hard times: somehow, we don't wish we thought of that. [Newsweek] More »
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We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung—about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones. More »
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A new study by scientists at the University of Alberta looks at whether music can help babies cope with pain better. In one specific study found, male babies who heard music during their circumcisions had lower heart rates and decreased pain. But what soundtrack do you choose as a parent? More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More »
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Oh god. Washington City Paper introduces us to the CockBib, an adult novelty item worn around a penis, making "cleanup after oral sex a breeze." Because getting head can be a hassle for men! More »
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There are so many unintentionally hilarious "parts" in this Scientific American feature about penis shape, starting with the entire premise. More »
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An infant in China was born with a rare medical condition: he has two penises. And one of them is located in the middle of his back. Let the dick-punning begin. [WorldofWonder] More »
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• Update: A Brazilian archbishop says that everyone who was involved in aiding the 9-year-old victim of abuse get an abortion will be excommunicated from the Catholic Church. •  More »
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Welcome to the Halloween Spectacular installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about pimples on penises, loud sex, and what Rich looks like with hair. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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