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			<title><![CDATA[Juice Cleanses Are Twenty-First Century Penance]]></title>
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				At this point, pretty much everyone has heard that juice cleanses are kind of bad for you. So why keep doing them &mdash; unless they're a modern form of self-punishment?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5675929/juice-cleanses-are-twenty+first-century-penance" title="Click here to read more about Juice Cleanses Are Twenty-First Century Penance">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:19:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Holy Fuck]]></title>
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				Well, we know where the law stands on <A href="http://jezebel.com/5009772/the-legality-of-road-head-or-13-states-in-which-weve-broken-the-law-by-giving-a-beej">giving a BJ</a> in Idaho, but the Middle Ages were <a href="http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article05190801.aspx">so much worse</a>. Sometime around 1245, St. Albert The Great helped pen a handbook for sexual penances. The length of the punishment &mdash; bread, water, and abstinence &mdash; for "exotic congress" varied, depending on the sexual position.Punishments were as follows: Sex with the woman on top = three years; lateral, seated or standing sex= 40 days; coitus retro (rear entry)=40 days; mutual masturbation=30 days; inter-femural sex, aka ejaculation between the legs=40 days; coitus in terga, aka anal sex=three years (with an adult); two years (with a boy); seven years (habitual); 10 years (with a cleric). Oh, yeah, some things never change. [<a href="http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article05190801.aspx">The Smart Set</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5009779/holy-fuck" title="Click here to read more about Holy Fuck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 May 2008 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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