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I am convinced that women could pee standing up, with the same accuracy as a man (which means, what, 90% accuracy?), if they practiced as often as men do. More »
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There's so much excitement during the Super Bowl that it can be easy to get caught up in all the hoopla and... forget to attend to basic bodily functions? Most people are usually more concerned with consuming as many nachos as possible than they are about whether they're breathing or have to go potty, but according to Methodist Hospital in Houston we should put our bladder's needs before all others. More »
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Recently I was sitting on the toilet peeing while my nearly 2-year old daughter was sitting in my lap playing with her stuffed koala bear, and I thought to myself, how did we get here? It could be worse, I suppose — we could be doing this as a performance art piece at a pop-up gallery in downtown L.A. More »
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You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals. These games, which cost a mere two grand, use the accuracy of a man's pee stream for all sorts of fun stuff like shooting virtual "snot" at an opponent and controlling the amount that a woman's skirt flies up. It's number one in fun! More »
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Gloria Allred, who apparently has a whole show wherein shut-ins watch her Dispense Justice on the teevee, took on a doozy of a case in a recent show, a case that pitted three popular girls against one girl who couldn't hack it with their crew. Regina George on trial! More »
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A new study finds that postmenopausal women who take estrogen are much more likely to pee their pants than women who have never taken the hormone. More »
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Generally, ladies only a few ways of urinating: sitting down, squatting (the modified utkatasana), or possibly using one of those nifty contraptions that allows us to pee standing up. But mostly we just sit. That's kind of how things are built down there. Thus this illustrated diagram of the nine different ways men can pee makes us just a little bit jealous. Well, that and how they can write their own names in the snow. More »
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Last year, Poise tried to convince women that occasionally unleashing a little "spritz" doesn't make them decrepit with an amusing commercial in which Whoopi Goldberg portrays famous female incontinence sufferers throughout history. Now the manufacturer Kimberly-Clark is trying a new approach: Making peeing yourself feminine, not funny. More »
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We've all been there- we're at a sporting event, alcohol has been flowing like Manna in the land of milk & honey, and of course, right when the game's reaching its climax, nature calls. At this point, you're faced with a critical decision: should you relieve distended bladder or remain in the seats to watch the on-field action? More »
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If you are a lady who has sex, you probably know how to deal with urinary tract infections. But chances are, you didn't learn that in sex ed. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a serial urinator terrorizes NYC, Heidi Fleiss still has love for the world's oldest profession, and some drunk girls on St. Patrick's Day say "fuck" on live TV. More »
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Congress is poised to pass a bill that will mandate a 1-to-1 ratio for men's and women's toilets (including urinals) in new federal buildings. Now include movie theaters, and we'll really wet our pants (zing!). [ABC News via Broadsheet] More »
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Yesterday New Jersey police arrested a man who has allegedly been urinating on the back of women's legs as they're walking or waiting for the bus. The incidents started in December; police believe he's peed on many women. [WPIX] More »
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Whoopi Goldberg's recent commercials for Poise Pads, in which she impersonates famous women in history who pee a little in their pants all day, are just the first trickle in a flood of new incontinence products. (Ssssssssssss.) More »
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You know the story: Drunk husband's urine splashes onto bathroom floor; drunk wife throws a glass at drunk husband's face, causing his nose to bleed and make a big mess. The moral: Drink less? [UPI] More »
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When I was little, my mom banned Once Upon A Potty because it employed euphemisms for bodily functions. She really would not be able to handle this bunch of kids shouting their terminology of choice. NSFW - I guess? [Buzzfeed] More »
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• A ruling on Wednesday by the Turkish Constitutional Court that reversed a ruling that would have allowed women to wear headscarves at universities is being met with fierce opposition. • Got a bubble wrap-popping addiction? Get your fingers on this bubble wrap calendar. • "Dozens" of anti-choice protesters came out to picket the groundbreaking of a new Planned Parenthood in Portland on Wednesday. • A Wisconsin man was arrested on Thursday after he allegedly peed on his female roommate's dog and pushed the roommate's sister into a wall after the roommate denied his sexual advances. • More »
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If there's one thing that pisses me off about Tyra Banks, it's her attitude about the sex industry and women's sexuality in general. They seem to make her uncomfortable, so she wants people to behave in a way that doesn't make her uncomfortable — because, after all, this is Tyra's world and we're just living in it. My problem with this is that by setting rules of acceptable behavior, Tyra is reinforcing the antiquated notion that women are supposed to follow a set of "rules." On today's show, Tyra spoke to women who work in the sex industry and also have children, including a dominiatrix. Tyra objected to the dominatrix not for being a dominatrix, but for being a dominatrix who is also a mother. Thing is, the dominatrix's kid is a 21-year-old adult. Clip above. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the Trig to my Piper, helps me answer questions about nipple hair, vasectomies, and heartache. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the judge to my Judy, helps me answer questions about golden showers, pizza dough, and affectionate cats. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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All is not well in the land of Oprah. As O: The Oprah Magazine editor Lisa Kogan explains, female staffers at the namesake magazine of the daytime doyenne have a habit of pissing on the toilet seats, and one, in particular, is to urine-spraying what Jackson Pollock was to abstract expressionism. Nicknamed "The Tinkler", this indiscriminate urinator has, Kogan says, "turned me from a happy-go-lucky columnist into a bitter, paranoid germaphobe." But it's not just Kogan: Every woman working in an office has encountered a Tinkler, and there seems to be no way to stop her. More »
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The Feminal is a traveling urinal for women, designed to be used in a reclined, seated or standing position. It differs from the Magic Cone and the Shenis in that the leak-proof seal makes it so you don't even have to stop driving if you gotta go real bad. [Comfort House] More »
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• Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon having a baby???? A little Gyllenspoon??? [TheBosh.com]

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