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Apparently divorced dads are all pedophiles. At least, that's the assumption a parenting expert makes — and it may point to bigger problems. More »
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A group of British Columbia teenagers lured pedophiles to public locations, then appeared dressed as superheroes like Batman and the Flash and publicly shamed them. They also posted their encounters on YouTube. However, Canadian police have warned them that their unconventional crime-fighting tactics might put other kids at risk. Says RCMP Cpl. Mat. Van Laer, More »
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A Maine mom has been convicted of sexually abusing her two-year-old daughter and videotaping it for a young man to watch. She'll get 20 years in jail — a much stiffer sentence than the man. More »
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In what's already shaping up to be the most disturbing story of the week, a Dutch teacher and babysitter has confessed to sexually abusing as many as fifty very young kids. More »
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•  In a recent interview, Bristol Palin describes breaking the news about her pregnancy to her mother as being really, really painful. She also has this to say about her role as an advocate for abstinence: More »
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John Mark Karr may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey — but apparently he wishes he did. He also allegedly attempted to use a young drug addict to recruit children for abuse, all while changing both his identity and his gender. More »
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A 14-year-old girl has been arrested for the murder of Robert Daley, 45, who was found dead in his London apartment on Friday evening. Daley had just been freed from rape charges. More »
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• An Illinois woman claims she was held hostage in her home for several hours by a horny goose. She says the bird had "romantic" feelings toward her statue, but when she ventured outside, it immediately attacked. More »
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In 2007 John Bertram issued a challenge: design a cover for Nabokov's Lolita. The results run the gamut from horribly creepy to uncannily pretty. Check out the full library (and compare representations of pedophilia) here: [Flickr via BlackBook] More »
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What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's a cluster bomb and why don't we ban them? What really happened with Bear Stearns? Megan and I try to answer these questions in spite of the fact we can BARELY FORM THOUGHTS amidst all this restless Carriemania, after the jump. More »
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Cyberbullying has gone completely bonkers. According to the UK tabloid The Sun, a 10-year-old girl from Cornwall posted obscene messages on the profile of a girl she knew while pretending to be an older male pederast. A relative of the victim went to police, and then the police issued a local warning. According to authorities, the 10-year-old came forward to her parents and admitted she was culprit after the warning was released. A Cornwall police spokesman said, "It was more cyber-bullying than paedophilia. It seems to be an isolated issue between these two youngsters." [The Sun] More »
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Whoever designed this light-switch cover is awesome for making it look like Jesus is showing his boner to two children...whether intentional or not. (Click on image to see full size.) [Playgirl] More »
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Broadway actor James Barbour, who once stared in the stage production of Beauty and the Beast, will serve 60 days in jail after confessing in court yesterday, in graphic detail, to having had sex with a 15-year-old aspiring actress in his dressing room, a girl whom he was supposed to be mentoring. The best part about his confession is the way the New York Post reported on it. "'I placed my hand - I mean her hand,' Barbour continued, flubbing his line, 'on my p- - -s and my hand on her v- - - -a.' 'On her what?' asked the court stenographer, leaning in to hear him. 'On her v- - - -a,' he repeated helpfully, projecting more clearly." That's some great reporting. But it wasn't his graphic confession that surprises us most about this case — it's the fact that a guy in musical theater had sex with a female. [NY Post] More »
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• Short men are more likely to be pedophiles, according to a new Canadian study. Maybe they're just looking for someone their own size? Kidding. [NEWS.com.au]

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As if it's not bad enough that degenerate dudes in Japan try to get panchira (panty-glimpses) up schoolgirls' skirts or buy their used underwear from vending machines, now the pervs are employing the night-vision mode on their video cameras, which can apparently see through fabric. So a company called Cramer Japan invented ShotGuard Inner Shorts, infrared-blocking underwear! A matching bra is coming soon. More »
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