Paula Patton Officially Files For Divorce From Robin Thicke

Paula Patton moved to officially end the embarrassment of being married to Robin Thicke today.

According to TMZ, Patton filed for divorce from the “Blurred Lines” singer citing ~~“DEAR GOD SOMEONE PLAYED THAT SHIT ‘PAULA’ ALBUM FOR ME AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM MARRIED TO THIS IDIOT”~~ irreconcilable differences. Thicke’s rumored infidelities will not come into play for the divorce. Apparently his campaign to win her back didn’t work.

Patton is asking for joint custody of their four-year-old son. TMZ reports the divorce is “harmonious,” unlike Thicke’s music, and there are no real issues that will cause a drawn out battle.

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This is one of my favorite songs of all time. This is fucking breaking up pain, y’all: