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				Because there's <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1163207.html">no such thing</a> as too much crochet. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1163207.html">VintageAds</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5239537/least-seductive-seduction-ever" title="Click here to read more about Least Seductive Seduction Ever?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 May 2009 10:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1090917.html">Behold</a>, the worst/best/back to worst outfit in the history of the world. What we've got here is your standard Raggedy Ann/waitress/schoolgirl/disco sex kitten with Loretta Lynn hair. As to the tagline, "Simplicity. Clothes to Fool Around With" — we'll leave that open to interpretation. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads/1090917.html">LiveJournal</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5112661/oldies-but-goodies" title="Click here to read more about Oldies But Goodies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Hate your boss? Maybe that's because he's a stand-in for your withholding dad.  Competitive with a coworker? Obviously she reminds you of your little sister.  According to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/fashion/04roles.html?ref=fashion">a piece</a> in today's <em>Times</em>, workplace relationships tend to mirror family (dys)function.  Which means, basically, we're all screwed.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5102046/the-office-your-job-is-like-a-big-unhappy-family" title="Click here to read more about The Office: Your Job Is Like A Big, Unhappy Family!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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