What, did you think Patrick Stewart couldn't get any closer to perfection?

When The Guardian misidentified him as gay in an article about Ellen Page coming out (which has since been corrected, BTW), everyone's favorite Starfleet captain SHUT IT ALL DOWN. In the best possible way:

Hahahaha! And it gets better:

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Yeah. It's always nice to not have people telling everyone you're dead.

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