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			<title><![CDATA[An Interesting Night At The Celebrity Ball]]></title>
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				Vicariously, anyway! The Tribeca Ball 2011 At The New York Academy of Art was just what it sounds like: a little elegant, a bit bohemian, a lot fascinating. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5789007/an-interesting-night-at-the-celebrity-ball/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about An Interesting Night At The Celebrity Ball">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Apr 2011 10:42:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolekidman" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolekidman" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nicolekidman/">Nicole Kidman</a> or <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonhamm" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jonhamm" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jonhamm/">Jon Hamm</a>? These are the kind of fake problems those of us choosing lead pictures face, and a real dilemma that fellow-stars at the "Rabbit Hole" premiere had to grapple with.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5705193/jon-hamm-nicole-kidman-go-down-the-rabbit-hole/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jon Hamm, Nicole Kidman Go Down The Rabbit Hole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parkerposey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parkerposey" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/parkerposey/">Parker Posey</a> moved to Manhattan, <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/04/parker_posey_knows_who_to_call.html">she tells <em>New York</em></a>, "I came home to six little mice in a glue trap once...They were screaming. It was so horrible. I called a girlfriend, a lesbian. She threw it out the window."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5526625/what-to-do-with-mice-i-called-a-lesbian" title="Click here to read more about What To Do With Mice? &quot;I Called A Lesbian.&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Dress Code Was Confusing At The Tribeca Ball]]></title>
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				I'd always associated the word "ball" with, y'know, gowns. But what do I know? At the 2010 <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tribecaball" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tribecaball" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tribecaball/">Tribeca Ball</a>, held at the NY Academy of Art, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parkerposey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #parkerposey" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/parkerposey/">Parker Posey</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferconnolly" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferconnolly" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jenniferconnolly/">Jennifer Connolly</a> and everybody else looked, instead, ready for rooftop cocktails.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5516944/the-dress-code-was-confusing-at-the-tribeca-ball/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Dress Code Was Confusing At The Tribeca Ball">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michael Lohan Says He'll &quot;Remarry&quot; Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In an interview <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michaellohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michaellohan/">Michael Lohan</a></strong> responded to <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lindsaylohan" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsaylohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> calling him her "ex-father" on Twitter saying, "maybe she's divorcing me today, but she'll remarry me once she gets her life back."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5507716/michael-lohan-says-hell-remarry-lindsay-jesse--friend-attack-paparazzo-with-knife" title="Click here to read more about Michael Lohan Says He'll &quot;Remarry&quot; Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With Knife">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Beverly Hills, February 25. Image via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com">Getty</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5481036/the-return-of-jezebel-james" title="Click here to read more about The Return Of Jezebel James">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When you're dealing with the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #12thannualcostumedesignersguildawards" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #12thannualcostumedesignersguildawards" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/12thannualcostumedesignersguildawards/">12th annual Costume Designers Guild Awards</a>, you know the clothes will be worth watching. And, at the Beverly Hilton hotel, were they ever:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5481025/clothes-calls-at-the-costume-designers-guild-awards/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Clothes Calls At The Costume Designers Guild Awards">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Michael and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DINA LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DINA LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dina-lohan/">Dina Lohan</a> </strong>will work together on getting <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> off of pills. Says <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-lohan/">Michael Lohan</a>. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/10/exclusive-interview-lindsay-lohan%E2%80%99s-family-planning-intervention">Radar Online</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377900/lindsays-parents-argue-over-intervention-mischa-needs-a-drink" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A new line of "<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090813/ap_en_ce/us_books_classic_audio">Audible Modern Vanguard</a>" classic books will be recorded by a series of well-known actors and writers, with commentary by the narrator. So, how do you feel about <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PARKER POSEY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PARKER POSEY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/parker-posey/">Parker Posey</a> reading <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE FEMININE MYSTIQUE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE FEMININE MYSTIQUE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/the-feminine-mystique/">The Feminine Mystique</a>? </em> [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090813/ap_en_ce/us_books_classic_audio">Yahoo</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5336945/house-of-yes" title="Click here to read more about House Of Yes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-montag/">Heidi Montag</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SPENCER PRATT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SPENCER PRATT" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/spencer-pratt/">Spencer Pratt</a></strong>'s wedding this weekend.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5225916/no-exclusive-on-heidi--spencers-wedding-pix" title="Click here to read more about No Exclusive On Heidi & Spencer's Wedding Pix">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><em>Fox News</em> sources are now saying that actress <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NATASHA RICHARDSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NATASHA RICHARDSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/natasha-richardson/">Natasha Richardson</a></strong> is being transported to NYC before she is taken off life support. She was hospitalized in Montreal for an injury suffered while skiing. [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509477,00.html">Fox News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5172647/natasha-richardsons-condition-still-reportedly-critical" title="Click here to read more about Natasha Richardson's Condition Still Reportedly Critical">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[New York, March 6.  Image via <a href="http://photo.wenn.com">WENN</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5166092/parker-posing" title="Click here to read more about Parker Posing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>At an Oscar party, Madonna congratulated ex-husband <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEAN PENN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEAN PENN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sean-penn/">Sean Penn</a> on his win. Penn reportedly gestured at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JESUS LUZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JESUS LUZ" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jesus-luz/">Jesus Luz</a> and said: "Thanks. Another kid already?" [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article2266104.ece?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Film">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5159261/madonna--jesus-have-rough-run+in-with-sean-penn" title="Click here to read more about Madonna & Jesus Have Rough Run-In With Sean Penn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Berlin, February 11. Image via <a href="http://www.x17online.com">x17</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5152978/parker-posey-pen-ultimate" title="Click here to read more about Parker Posey: Pen Ultimate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just over a year ago I <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/living-dolls/the-stepfordization-of-hollywoods-comely-comediennes-313431.php">wrote a post</a> about the dearth of female-driven comedies, and mentioned that I was excited about <em>Spring Breakdown</em>, the Warner Brothers comedy starring Amy Poehler, Parker Posey, and Rachel Dratch. I remembered the movie the other day and went to IMDB to see when it was going to be released. Well the answer seems to be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Breakdown">"never,"</a> at least not on the big screen. <em>Spring Breakdown</em>, about three geeky women who try to relive the crazy college days they never had, is going straight to DVD.  <a href="http://www.womenandhollywood.blogspot.com/">Women & Hollywood</a> blogger Melissa Silverstein and I try to figure out why <em>Spring Breakdown</em> is getting the short shrift, After the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5078624/spring-breakdown-reflects-a-break-down-for-women-in-comedies" title="Click here to read more about Spring Breakdown Reflects A Break Down For Women In Comedies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We all saw this coming: <em>The Return Of Jezebel James</em> has been <a href="http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/Ausiello-Scoop-Fox/800036118">cancelled.</a>  Oh, sitcom with our name in the title and an awful laugh track! We hardly knew ye. [<a href="http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/Ausiello-Scoop-Fox/800036118">TV Guide</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/371938/rip" title="Click here to read more about R.I.P.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>The Return of Jezebel James</em>, a sitcom premiering tonight on Fox, has all the trappings of a quirky, must-see comedy: it's the "brainchild" of <em>Gilmore Girls</em>' creator Amy Sherman-Palladino! It stars wacky indie "It Girl" Parker Posey! It has some reference to Brooklyn! And yet, the critics all find the show flat. (We <a href="http://jezebel.com/357145/the-return-of-jezebel-james-possibly-disappointing?autoplay=true">suspected</a> as much.) The premise is a basic <em>Odd Couple</em> formula: Sarah (Posey) is a hard-working editor who wants a child but cannot conceive, so she enlists the uterus of her estranged, bohemian sister, Coco (Lauren Ambrose), and makes Coco move into her fabulous New York apartment. Comedy gold, right? Eh, maybe not. Some disappointed reviews, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/367891/the-return-of-jezebel-james-light-on-the-comedy-heavy-on-the-barren-career+woman" title="Click here to read more about The Return of Jezebel James: Light On the Comedy, Heavy On the Barren Career-Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Potentially sad news: the <em>National Enquirer</em> is <a href="hhttp://perezhilton.com/2008-03-05-we-pray-to-god-this-is-not-true">reporting</a> that Patrick Swayze has an insidious form of cancer and has five weeks to live. If it's true, how awful. If it's not, WTF <em>Enquirer</em>. In possibly bad timing, <em>Best Week Ever</em> has <a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/03/04/the-top-20-stupid-faces-made-by-patrick-swayze-in-ghost/">The Top 20 Stupid Faces Made By Patrick Swayze in <em>Ghost</em></a>. But you know, laughter can be the best medicine! • Oooh, are Parker Posey and Keanu Reeves <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/24354">a new couple?</a> He doesn't really seem like her type but they'd look pretty cute together. • Zach Braff and Shiri Appleby allegedly <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/05/zach-braff-shiri-appleby-2/">broke up</a> because the notoriously caddish Braff isn't ready to settle down. We're betting she has at least a few Crap Emails From A Dude lying around as the result of this failed union. [<a href="hhttp://perezhilton.com/2008-03-05-we-pray-to-god-this-is-not-true">Perez</a>, <a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/03/04/the-top-20-stupid-faces-made-by-patrick-swayze-in-ghost/">BWE</a>, <a href="http://dlisted.com/node/24354">Dlisted</a> , <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/05/zach-braff-shiri-appleby-2/">Just Jared</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/364150/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				So there's this new Fox show called <em>The Return Of Jezebel James</em>, written and produced by Amy Sherman of <em>Gilmore Girls</em> fame. Sounds great, right? And guess what? The cast is a dream: Parker Posey, Lauren Ambrose, and, rumor has it, Dianne Wiest (playing their mom). But upon viewing two clips, we're not sure the network has a hit on its hands. The pitch: When a newly single, professional woman learns she's unable to conceive, she looks to her estranged younger sister to carry her baby for her. Jezebel James was the younger sister's imaginary friend; the older sister turned Jezebel's adventures into a book. Could that sway lil' sis to get knocked up for big sis? 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/357145/the-return-of-jezebel-james-possibly-disappointing" title="Click here to read more about The Return Of Jezebel James: Possibly Disappointing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Scott Baio tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Renee Sloan Saturday in L.A. The couple have a newborn daughter. Good luck, kids! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20165221,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/331824/scott-baio-is-46--married" title="Click here to read more about Scott Baio Is 46 & Married">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Recently I got my paws on the as-yet-unreleased Anna Faris stoner flick <a href=" http://imdb.com/title/tt0780608/">Smiley Face</a>. When I heard that a woman was finally at the helm of a non-romantic comedy, I couldn't wait to see it: <em>Half Baked</em> but with a lady? Sign me up!  It led to a discussion amongst my friends about the dearth of leading ladies in comedy these days. The last female-centric comedy we could come up with was the Christina Applegate/Cameron Diaz vehicle <a href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0253867">The Sweetest Thing</a>, which came out in 2002. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/313431/the-stepfordization-of-hollywoods-comely-comediennes" title="Click here to read more about The Stepfordization of Hollywood's Comely Comediennes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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