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Paris Hilton is tweeting (and ‘gramming, and snapping) from Burning Man. Below is an imagined retelling of her experience as a citizen of Black Rock City.

BLACK ROCK CITY, NEVADA—“Wow,” Paris thinks to herself, nestled deep into Susan Sarandon’s arms. The stars twinkle in agreement; this world is hers. “I love that saying,” both women whisper at the same time.


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