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By Cassie Murdoch Feb 7, 2012 10:45 PM 50,693

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Kid’s Hilarious Valentine Totally Nails the Parent-Child Relationship

Kid's Hilarious Valentine Totally Nails the Parent-Child Relationship Dear Mom and Dad,
I love you and can't live without you, but always remember that I can destroy you whenever I feel like it.
Happy Valentine's Day!

[via the Uniblog]

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