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				Barack Obama thinks the new Pope is hustling the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/14/opinion/14kristol.html?ref=opinion">opiate</a> of the masses. But it's the opiate that kept him off his cokehead ways so it's okay! Hillary thinks the <em>potential</em> for life begins at conception, and that Obama is an <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/13/AR2008041302461.html?nav=hcmodule">elitist.</a> Is it possible that the second coming of the Messiah is <em>also</em> the reincarnation of <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/14/opinion/14kristol.html?ref=opinion">Karl Marx</a>? Is it possible that some countries can <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/13/AR2008041301972.html?nav=hcmodule">only subsist on dirt and opiates for so long</a>?  Are we talking about Marx when we should be talking about <a href="http://online.wsj.com/public/article_print/SB120613138379155707.html">Malthus</a> and stockpiling guns? Barack Obama seems to think so, and guess what? We agree. In Jezebel's deepest spiritual discussion since <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/the-book-of-jezebel/are-you-there-god-its-me-moe-282428.php">I wrote about how being a Libra made me believe in God</a>, the inimitable <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Megan</a> and I discuss the papacy, fave hymns, and how cool it would be if Jesus came back as a Palestinian stand-up comedian.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/379385/are-you-there-god-its-your-favorite-client-messiah-barry-hussein-obama" title="Click here to read more about Are You There, God? It's Your Favorite Client, Messiah Barry Hussein Obama">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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