Hey now. Justin Bieber debuted his alluring, perhaps, Calvin Klein ad on Tuesday, later followed by this video teaser of Biebs showing off the goods—the underwear, that is.

Can't fool us, though. There's obviously something enhancing his crotch region, but what exactly is his padded dick stuffed with to give the illusion of girth? My bet is on a couple stacks of hundreds, a roll or two of Charmin, or sugar/spice/everything nice.

And the baton has been passed:

More, because you asked:

Images via Mert & Marcus/Calvin Klein