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Fresh on the heels of our testicle festival feast, comes news of yet another horrifying cookbook, Natural Harvest — A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. From jizzed-upon oysters to splooge-tinged drinks — and a tip for making one's own (rather small) semen omelete — author Paul "Fotie" Pfotenhauer totally goes there. More »
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Herpes: It's not whatevs to oysters. Apparently there's an outbreak of OsHV-1 (Oyster Herpesvirus type 1) that's killing almost all of the young oysters in France. According to the peeps in the lab coats, it has something to do with the fact that the baby oysters "spent too much energy developing their sexual organs rather than their natural defenses." Heh. Isn't that how most of us contract herpes? [Reuters] More »
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