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				A bunch of previously-banned Christmas "<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/10/Explicit-pornaments-back-on-shelves/UPI-52071257884054/">pornaments</a>"  "featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions" are back. The pastor who got them banned from Jacksonville three years ago "said he is even more disgusted by the items now." [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/10/Explicit-pornaments-back-on-shelves/UPI-52071257884054/">UPI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5401640/ho-ho-ho" title="Click here to read more about Ho Ho Ho">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's]]></title>
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				Back in September, the Bronner's catalog arrived in mailboxes and we found <a href="http://jezebel.com/5050583/9-really-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners">nine really weird ornaments</a> inside. It's not even Thanksgiving and we received yet <em>another</em> catalog from Bronners today, with more odd ornaments. Some of the "new" items in the catalog have a political bent, which makes sense, but some of the other offerings? Just strange. Frogs, fairies and fish, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5082292/9-more-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners" title="Click here to read more about 9 More Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Even though Fall doesn't officially begin until next week, the Christmas catalogs have already begun to arrive. While I get that Christmas trees aren't necessarily "Christian" &mdash; they can be a fun way to celebrate the otherwise cold and dark winter season with light and color &mdash; there are some extremely odd ornaments for sale in the new catalog from <a href="http://www.bronners.com/">Bronner's</a>. Oh, I'm not talking about the usual wacky stuff: Snowmen, moose, birds, dolphins, vintage cars, Santa drinking wine, Betty Boop, frogs getting married, pirate ships, Hello Kitty, unicorns. I'm talking about seriously crazy items that will make even the most traditional among you say, well, <em>Christ</em>. What is this holiday really all about? Gadgets, pop icons, food products and mythic beasts, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5050583/9-really-weird-christmas-ornaments-from-bronners" title="Click here to read more about 9 Really Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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