OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! OH MY GOD! Orange Is the New Black is coming back on June 6th and that date cannot come fast enough. If I had a time machine right now, I would first transport to the year 2032 and get a hoverboard and then go back to June 6, 2014 to check in with Red, Pennsatucky, Suzanne, Miss Claudette, and Sophia! (but not Piper, never Piper.)
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