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			<title><![CDATA[Yes We Can...Hook Up With Strangers On Election Night]]></title>
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				 Apparently change came fast for plenty of opportunistic patriots last week — an unprecedented moment of national and romantic triumph! Like the sailor spontaneously sweeping a nurse into his arms in a symbolic burst of triumph on V-J Day, science teacher Jared Joiner tells the <em><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/11/AR2008111102958.html?nav=rss_print/style">Washington Post</a></em>'s Monica Hesse that he was compelled to victorious face-sucking with a stranger. "It's like everybody felt they were automatically connected to everyone else. It felt like you were supposed to make out with someone when Obama won."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5084381/yes-we-canhook-up-with-strangers-on-election-night" title="Click here to read more about Yes We Can...Hook Up With Strangers On Election Night">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sob $tory]]></title>
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				When the author married "Leopold" a month after meeting him, some were skeptical. "My friends thought it was impetuous of me to go along with this breakneck courtship - especially since the ink was barely dry on my divorce from my first husband - but I could not be dissuaded. This was my lifelong image of what love should be like, and I was eager to start afresh," she <a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/advice/manic-depressive-suicidal-spouse?src=rss">writes</a> in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marieclaire" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marieclaire" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/marieclaire/">Marie Claire</a></em>.  And, sure enough, all was not rosy: seems what Hong interpreted as romantic quirkiness and childlike spontaneity was bipolar disorder. After Leopold's 4th suicide attempt, the couple called it quits. "Now, I am wary of overly romantic gestures, which is sad. But prudent." Yeah, well, the story of people suffering from serious illness <em>is</em> tragic.  But hey, at least you can look as romantically melancholy as the pensive model the mag uses to illustrate "one woman's trip to the dark side and back"... dressed in "Sweater, $168, Calvin Klein; top, $78, Armani Exchange; pants, $79, Kenneth Cole Reaction."  Sad - but stylish! [<a href="http://www.marieclaire.com/life/sex/advice/manic-depressive-suicidal-spouse?src=rss">Marie Claire</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5039432/sob-tory" title="Click here to read more about Sob $tory">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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