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From now on anyone performing the National Anthem should write the line "O'er the ramparts we watch'd were so gallantly streaming" on their hand. Last night Cyndi Lauper flubbed the line (which Christina Aguilera botched earlier this year) immediately after a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 at the U.S. Open semi-finals. One tennis fan was so offended by Lauper's goof that he decided to yell "crackhead" during the performance. That definitely taught her a lesson on how to respect America. More »
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But did she come back from the dead to help him make a fake birth certificate? [The New York Times] More »
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Yesterday two male announcers launched tag team on-air screed against female involvement in the English Premiere League. If it's fair to assume that ladies don't understand sports, is it also fair to assume men don't understand microphones? More »
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Watch at 0:21 for Chris McKendry's (Freudian?) slip-up with Ben Roethlisberger's name. Maybe she thought she was talking about Brett Favre? More »
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Fortunately not a question we get to ask everyday. But unfortunately, alleged images of his robocop are making the rounds. Happy Halloween? More »
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Well, we all thought it seemed kind of strange when reports came out that the Old Spice campaign corresponded with a drop in sales. Turns out, we should have had more faith in Isaiah Mustafa! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5594734&view=rss&microfeed=true Kayla Manson, charged for her involvement in a schoolmate's violent beating of a 15-year-old girl over text messages, this morning explained to the world that she's not a bad person. She also described the texts, which involved the word "cunt." More »
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Memo to the gossip creep's ghostwriter: Jil Sander has not actually worked at the company that bears her name since 2004. Screengrabs after the jump: More »
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Like this. (Or this: жуткий.) [The Big 98] More »
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Sarah Palin, discussing the Tea Party on Fox this morning: "It's much bigger than any charismatic guy with a teleprompter. It is the people's movement. It's about the people and I'm proud to be a part of this." [FoxNews] More »
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Note to gas station employees: When describing a customer in writing, maybe go with something a little more nuanced than "black lady big fat." Especially when you know someone's going to hand her the paper you wrote that on. [UPI] More »
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This image from Vogue China features a group of fashionable ladies in black… And an extra knee. Dismemberment: So chic! (Click to enlarge.) [Photoshop Disasters] More »
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Britney, Britney, Britney. Today she got served. Her former manager, Orlando-based powerhouse Johnny Wright — who has also managed *NSync, Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake — is suing Ms. Spears because she stopped paying him commissions which she is contractually obligated to pay. She may be too hungover to read this but we'd like to say, "Get your shit together." Obvs. [TMZ] More »
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