On What Days Do People Masturbate the Least?

Your favorite illicit website,
PornHub, attempts to answer this question with an interactive infographic that
shows significant traffic drops/spikes in various countries during major
holidays and other seminal events.

The PornHub graphics also compare individual
countries’ traffic with worldwide PornHub surfing, underscoring the power that
holidays have in making people close that particular tab to brave family
obligations, or the opportunity to close the deal with a real person during the
NYE countdown. Or, in the case of the Royal Wedding, they underscore how much
the UK was invested in Wills and Kate, while the rest of the world did not care
nearly as much.