OMG, Bob Filner's Press Secretary Sucked On a Penis StrawS

Local ABC affiliate 10 News reports that Mayor of Sexual Harassment City (ok, San Diego) Bob Filner's press secretary "is also under scrutiny" for sipping a drink using a straw shaped like a penis. (!!!) At a bachelorette party. (!!!!) In Las Vegas. (!!!!!) Even Ron Burgundy's team would've considered this "scoop" beneath them.

10 News got an "expert" to weigh in on their "exclusive" (can I just put this whole story in sarcasm-laden quotation marks?):

Political consultant John Dadian said, "For somebody in the public sector, this just is not good."

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"It's an image," he said. "If somebody sees an elected official doing something, it reflects bad not only on the staff member but on the entity, in this case, the city of San Diego."

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"She is somebody who is the public face for the mayor," said Dadian. "You quite honestly have to have a higher standard. She should know better."

You guys. It's a straw shaped like genitalia. May he who hasn't sucked on a penis straw cast the first stone!! Actually, I've never come into contact with one. Yay, I can run for president!