R&B songs make me want to immediately have sex; they also make me forget that some sex is not perpetrated by oiled-up R&B singers who can effortlessly lift up my weighty body and pleasurably tie it in a bow. Some sex bad. Nikki Glaser knows this.

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For her show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, the comedian interviewed a handful of men with stories of boning gone wrong and then teamed up with Omarion to write a song about their experiences. It’s not too sexy, but it’s pretty good. Watch the video above.