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			<title><![CDATA[Dugard Says Daughters Weren't Molested  •  What Megan Fox & Barack Obama Have In Common]]></title>
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				 •  <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAYCEE DUGARD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAYCEE DUGARD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jaycee-dugard/">Jaycee Dugard</a> says her alleged captor and rapist, Phillip Garrido, <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/09/21/crimesider/entry5327278.shtml">didn't touch their two daughters</a> and "hadn't touched her in years," according to law enforcement sources.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5364515/dugard-says-daughters-werent-molested----what-megan-fox--barack-obama-have-in-common" title="Click here to read more about Dugard Says Daughters Weren't Molested  •  What Megan Fox & Barack Obama Have In Common">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ball-Grabbers & "Pickpocket Terrorists:" Tough Old Broads Of 2008]]></title>
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				Recent news: An 88-year-old woman in Portland, Oregon scared off a naked male intruder on Tuesday by <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_NAKED_INTRUDER?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">giving his privates the squeeze</a>. Let's take a look back at the other tough-as-balls older women of 2008.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5121444/ball+grabbers--pickpocket-terrorists-tough-old-broads-of-2008" title="Click here to read more about Ball-Grabbers & "Pickpocket Terrorists:" Tough Old Broads Of 2008">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cranky Old Women]]></title>
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				Remember that 89-year-old woman from Ohio that was <a href="http://jezebel.com/5066125/iraqi-dog-is-on-route-to-us--nebraska-to-rewrite-safe+haven-law">arrested</a> for keeping a child's ball that had landed in her yard? Well, authorities in Blue Ash, Ohio <a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/23/Woman_charged_with_keeping_ball_goes_free/UPI-29211224816109/">announced</a> on Wednesday that they would be dropping the petty theft charges against the woman because they lacked sufficient culpability to pursue her prosecution. What a win for old curmudgeons! Now get off my lawn, you hooligans! [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/10/23/Woman_charged_with_keeping_ball_goes_free/UPI-29211224816109/">UPI</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5068175/cranky-old-women" title="Click here to read more about Cranky Old Women">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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				When 85-year-old Leda Smith from Pennsylvania <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/19/ap/strange/main4362460.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4362460">spotted a 17-year-old would-be burglar</a> inside her home, she knew just what to do, "I just walked right past him to the bedroom and got my gun." She then held the boy hostage with her .22-caliber revolver while she made him call 911, and then waited with him, gun ready, until the police came and arrested the boy for attempted burglary and other related offenses. Smith was excited about catching the burglar and hopes that she "broke up the (burglary) ring" that may be connected with a string of robberies in her neighborhood. [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/19/ap/strange/main4362460.shtml?source=RSS&attr=_4362460">CBS News</a>, image via <a href="http://www.smithmag.net/2006/05/14/women-guns/">Smith Magazine</a>.]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5038857/armed--ready" title="Click here to read more about Armed & Ready">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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