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			<title><![CDATA[See Decades Of Little Old Ladies From 130 Years Of Old Maid]]></title>
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				The origins of the card game Old Maid trace back to the 17th century, with players trying to form pairs out of all of their cards until someone&mdash;the loser&mdash;is left with the lonely, unmatched, single old maid. In the past 130 years, retail card decks have been produced specifically for Old Maid, always featuring illustrations of the dreaded losing card. In reviewing these decks that span three centuries, it's interesting to see how the Old Maid has evolved over the years and how the more things change, the more they stay the same.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5811871/130-years-of-old-maid/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about See Decades Of Little Old Ladies From 130 Years Of Old Maid">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[How To Look Younger]]></title>
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				The answer, as found in a new study, is actually pretty obvious.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5729608/how-to-look-younger" title="Click here to read more about How To Look Younger">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Jan 2011 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Love the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/alternative-grandmas">neon hair and glamour shots</a>, but the one with the bong looks Photoshopped.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5724647/grandmas-can-be-punk-rock-badass--glamorous" title="Click here to read more about Grandmas Can Be Punk Rock, Badass & Glamorous">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Moment With The Awesome 101-Year-Old Lady Who Walks To Work Every Day]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sallygordon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sallygordon" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sallygordon/">Sally Gordon</a> was born in 1909, has worked all her life, and has no plans to retire. Also, she has excellent taste in hats.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5721325/meet-the-awesome-101+year+old-lady-who-walks-to-work-every-day" title="Click here to read more about A Moment With The Awesome 101-Year-Old Lady Who Walks To Work Every Day">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Old Ladies Are The New Rebels]]></title>
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				Why are <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/7124154.html">"women of a certain age"</a> having a cultural moment? Maybe because they've survived all the bullshit.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5596657/old-ladies-are-the-new-rebels" title="Click here to read more about Old Ladies Are The New Rebels">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg is high on live TV, Mary Matalin fights with husband James Carville, and Janice Dickinson joins the cast of <em>Celebrity Rehab</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5594922/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:44:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Actress <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #harrietwalter" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #harrietwalter" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/harrietwalter/">Harriet Walter</a> has curated <a href="http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/57488/exhibitions/infinite-variety.html">an exhibit</a> at London's National Theater called "Infinite Variety," which celebrates something we seldom see in magazines or advertising: "the beauty of the aging female face."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5564112/its-time-to-confront-our-fear-of-the-aging-female-face" title="Click here to read more about It's Time To Confront Our Fear Of The Aging Female Face">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				Sadly, this week is the last for <em>Tyra</em>. After five seasons, she leaves behind a legacy of hair weaves, fathers who bikini wax daughters, interviews with presidential candidates, and general buffoonery. Here, we compile our 10 favorite moments.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5548333/10-best-moments-of-the-tyra-show/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Best Moments Of The Tyra Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 May 2010 16:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Newsweek</em>'s Raina Kelley, who turns 40 next week, <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/236898?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+newsweek%2FTopNews+%28UPDATED+-+Newsweek+Top+Stories%29">writes</a>, "I don't want to be 40, but, as my dad says, what's the alternative?" In these uncertain times. Kelley is looking to a "model for how to live life": Madonna.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5524645/turning-40-is-madonna-the-new-role-model" title="Click here to read more about Turning 40: Is Madonna The New Role Model?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5393837/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WOK KUNDOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WOK KUNDOR" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/wok-kundor/">Wok Kundor</a> is 107.  She is currently on her<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/15/malaysia.old.bride/index.html"> 22nd marriage to a man 70 years her junior.</a>  But she also has her eye on another potential hubby, who she considers a backup, in case No. 22 bails. [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/15/malaysia.old.bride/index.html">CNN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5359788/cougar-town-based-on-a-true-story" title="Click here to read more about Cougar Town: Based On A True Story?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				•  79-year-old Susie Mann was diagnosed with terminal intestinal cancer.  Instead of giving up, Mann has decided to <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/11/earlyshow/main5302918.shtml">live out her "bucket list,"</a> and go hang-gliding, skydiving, swimming with the dolphins, and hiking the Grand Canyon on a donkey.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5357276/daredevil-grandma-hang+glides-skydives--semenya-withdraws-from-championships" title="Click here to read more about Daredevil Grandma Hang-Glides, Skydives • Semenya Withdraws From Championships">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Even though <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/91-year-old-lady-drummer-26q/">Jerrie Thrill </a>is in her 90s and hooked up to an oxygen tank, she is still beating away on her drums (and wearing sweet heels!).  Click through to watch a wonderful tribute by Allee Willis. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/91-year-old-lady-drummer-26q/">BuzzFeed</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5342463/nonagenarian-drummer-rocks-out" title="Click here to read more about Nonagenarian Drummer Rocks Out">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Last night on <em>Late Night</em> with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIMMY FALLON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIMMY FALLON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jimmy-fallon/">Jimmy Fallon</a>, a very grumpy Janeane complained about coffee, bitched about Twitter, grumbled about male footwear and generally sounded like a crotchety old lady. If only she'd screamed, "Get off my lawn!" Instead, she sniped, "I was born in the 1920s." Clip mashup, left.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5272839/janeane-garofalo-cranky-old-broad" title="Click here to read more about Janeane Garofalo: Cranky "Old" Broad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 May 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				An 86-year-old woman, Elizabeth Maropoulos, was walking home from church on Sunday morning in her NYC neighborhood when she was <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08072008/news/regionalnews/hells_kitchen_granny__86__foils_thug_123406.htm">accosted by a mugger</a> half her age. Instead of just turning her purse over to him, she attacked back, "Once I realized he was coming after me, I went kick, kick!" she said. "I wasn't scared." The assailant, 44-year-old Earl Wearing, did manage to knock Maropoulos down and get her purse, but was nabbed soon afterwards and arrested. Apparently Maropoulos has a rep in her 'hood for being someone not to be fucked with. A bartender in her local bar said, "She's taken swings at [troublemakers] and chased them with a broom. She's out there at night directing traffic and bouncing." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08072008/news/regionalnews/hells_kitchen_granny__86__foils_thug_123406.htm">NY Post</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034165/hells-belles" title="Click here to read more about Hell's Belles">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's time for another installment of <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pot-psychology/">Pot Psychology</a>, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, we're takin' it to the streets, or rather, the park, to seek out those in need of our valuable insight. <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com">Rich</a>, tiny pianist <a href="http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/">Gavin McInnes</a>, and I answered questions about how to make gay friends and what to do with flaccid peens. (Bear with us, our microphone situation got messed up, and the audio is a little fuzzy.) Got a burning question? Send it to <a href="mailto:tips@jezebel.com">tips@jezebel.com</a> with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011965/how-do-i-tell-my-roommate-she-has-sex-too-loudly" title="Click here to read more about &quot;How Do I Tell My Roommate She Has Sex Too Loudly?&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 May 2008 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Joan Rivers stopped by <em>The View</em> this morning. She's always a lot of fun, even when she's making crazy, old lady racial statements (like today when she said her Chinese translator had a "stupid name"). But what really made me wince/laugh was when she complained that she's slept with all the same men Barbara Walters has, and then some. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011389/joan-rivers-says-shes-a-bigger-slut-than-barbara-walters" title="Click here to read more about Joan Rivers Says She's A Bigger Slut Than Barbara Walters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 May 2008 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Our favorite salty old lady <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/its-official-doris-lessing-really-is-our-fave-bitch-of-the-day-309980.php">Doris Lessing</a> is <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7393915.stm">still all grumpy</a> about having won the 2007 Nobel Prize for literature, calling it a "bloody disaster."  She says that all the attention has been less than constructive, "All I do is give interviews and spend time being photographed." The 88-year-old also says that she's no longer writing because she no longer has the energy. Or maybe she's simply just fed up with it all, after her latest work Alfred and Emily, a fictionalized biography of her parents, received <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/05/11/boles111.xml">mixed reviews</a>. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7393915.stm">BBC</a>, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2008/05/11/boles111.xml">Telegraph</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/389533/" title="Click here to read more about 
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