It seems like Gene Simmons, aka The Demon from Kiss, aka an old fart that has been lingering in the air since 1982 has realized that after his lengthy career as a rock god and a much shorter career as a reality TV star, he is edging closer to cultural irrelevancy. So, the man wrote a book, and boy, he's got some tough love for those freeloading have-it-alls he likes to refer to as "women."
Over at Fox.com. Jezebel darling Andrea Tantaros sat down with the former entertainer (who was possibly wearing a Kim Jong-Il Halloween costume) to discuss his new book, Me, Inc.: Build an Army of One, Unleash Your Inner Rock God, Win in Life and Business,which sounds like it was ghost-written by Tyra Banks. For some goddamn reason, Simmons, a noted dude, took it upon himself to spend half the segment doling out life advice for women. Imagine that. A man famous boasting that he's slept with thousands of women and for the saying, "if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs" knows what's best for you ladies.