Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done. If you are so inclined, you can print it out and tape it to your vision board over a collage that says "HAVING IT ALL."
"What would I do without this beauty squad after the 15 hours flying and only 3 hours of sleep #multitasking#gettingready," reads the Instagram caption. Many of Gisele's fans have praised her for normalizing and "showing the beauty of" breastfeeding, as one comment puts it.
And then, because of course, someone from TheMoms.com went on on Good Morning America to state that breastfeeding is "a very personal choice" and that the photo is "obnoxious" and "a little outrageous." Oh, the Internet. What a place. [USA Today, photo via Instagram]
Kate Winslet and her husband Ned Rocknroll (that is his real name; I just learned about this and I'm taking it well) have just given birth to a baby boy. According to a rep, both mother and baby are doing great. This is Winslet's third child — he will join Mia, 13, and Joe, 9, as a member of her lovely family. Congratulations to everyone! [Us Weekly]
Kim Kardashian took to her blog to defend the fact that she only gave 10 percent of her eBay auction sales to the survivors of Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines:
[F]or people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts. I do eBay auctions monthly and change the charity or church from time to time. I give 10% of all my earnings to charities, not just these eBay auctions. This month it's for the people of the Philippines, last month was Life Change Community Church... Truth is how the # is broken down, is neither here nor there. The people of the Philippines need all of our help, no matter how big or small.
I mean, I guess that's true, but there's something really dishonest in saying you're having an auction for the Philippines when it is only 10 percent for the Philippines, right? Okay, I am done with thinking about Kim Kardashian's money for the day. [Celebuzz]
- Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom both went to a Jay Z concert but did not sit together. If you are very famous, the VIP section of rap concerts is like the local coffee shop where you cannot stop running into your exes and estranged lovers. [E!]
- Some lucky paparazzo has snapped the cover for your O.C./Gossip Girl crossover fanfiction (Spotted: B locking lips with Seth Cohen, etc.) [E!]
- MORE IMPORTANT HAIR NEWS: Jennifer Aniston is no longer jealous of Kate Middleton's hair (that's what you get for letting yourself develop five separate white strands, sorry) and is now jealous of Gisele Bundchen's hair. [E!]
- Damian Lewis from Homeland made a really weirdly specific jab at Ian McKellan whilst talking about his career hopes and dreams: he said that he didn't want to end up as "one of these slightly over-the-top, fruity actors who would have an illustrious career on stage, but wouldn't start getting any kind of film work until I was 50 and then start playing wizards." You know, one of those many illustrious stage actors who ends up playing wizards. One of the many. That general category of people. (Also, cool homophobia, bro.) [NY Daily News]
- Courteney Cox is dating the lead singer of some entry-level alt band you listened to 800 years ago. [HuffPo]
- Katy Perry says she banned her Republican parents from coming to Obama's inauguration. [Gossip Cop]
- Someone worked very hard on this, so I am linking it out of respect: "17 Of Jay Z's Favorite Foods That Vegans Can't Have." [MTV]
- David Cameron is on Team Nigella. [Hello]
- In Kelly Clarkson's Christmas photo, everyone takes on the role of Bruce Jenner in the tube. [People]
- "You Have to See This: Victoria's Secret Models Twerking." Do I? Do I have to? [PopSugar]