Oh Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow Sometimes Eats Things Besides Lawn

As you probably know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Shrek have many things in common, one of which is that they were both in Shakespeare in Love. Another is that they are both like onions. A layer of Gwynnie was peeled away when she revealed to British Cosmopolitan that she has occasionally imbibed things that the rest of us Muggles do, although undoubtedly the artisanal versions and not like, Kraft singles.

"I love Starbucks – I'll have a cappuccino. My guilty snack in the UK is cheese, and in America, things on buns: a lobster roll and French fries, or a turkey burger with cheese."

Wow! I bet she eats lovely dark chocolate like Mast chocolate bars! Then the moment is over.

"I stock up on products from French pharmacies. They have amazing burn creams and makeup removers... I also have a [radio-frequency-based] facial treatment called Thermage, which makes a big difference – it's nice to boost collagen.

Fun fact: Standing near Gwyneth actually boosts your collagen by proximity. [Page Six]


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