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			<title><![CDATA[An Update For Our Hacked Commenters]]></title>
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				If you're still having difficulties or experiencing weirdness, <strong>please email <a href="mailto:help@gawker.com">help@gawker.com</a></strong>; we also recommend you check out the ever-updating <a href="http://lifehacker.com/5712785/faq-compromised-commenting-accounts-on-gawker-media">Lifehacker FAQ</a>. Additionally, an account-deletion tool is forthcoming. Again, we apologize and thank you for not setting our office on fire.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5713426/an-update-for-our-hacked-commenters" title="Click here to read more about An Update For Our Hacked Commenters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:59:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[So WTF Happened With That Hacker Stuff?]]></title>
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				We know you have questions and concerns about the weekend site hacks. Some shady business went down, indeed. Let's discuss.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5712990/so-wtf-happened-with-that-hacker-stuff" title="Click here to read more about So WTF Happened With That Hacker Stuff?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:24:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cosmetics Company Discovers The Power Of Cow Poop]]></title>
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				The next tube of lipstick you buy from L'Oréal may be brought to you by cow dung. The company's Belgium factory <a href="http://www.inhabitat.com/2009/04/29/loreals-cosmetics-factory-set-to-run-on-poop/">is installing</a> a biomass electricity-generating system that will essentially power the factory on poop.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5242899/cosmetics-company-discovers-the-power-of-cow-poop" title="Click here to read more about Cosmetics Company Discovers The Power Of Cow Poop">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 May 2009 16:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[How Do You Break The Poop Ice With A New Paramour?]]></title>
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				I'm leaving tonight to go on vacation. I'm taking a road trip to Tennessee and staying in a log cabin in the Smoky Mountains, going to Dollywood (Dolly is gonna be performing there!), and then onto Memphis. I'm going with my new boyfriend, whom I've only been seeing for about a month and a half. Things moved super quickly for us, and this is the fastest (and maybe only the second or third) time I've ever traveled with a boyfriend on vacation. Here's the thing: I'm freaking out about my poop. I have poop problems that I've <a href="http://jezebel.com/380041/i-went-for-a-colonic-and-all-i-got-was-a-load-of-crap">documented here</a> before. It's difficult enough for me to stay regular in the comforts of my own home, but when I'm in a foreign environment I become instantly and seriously constipated. On my last vacation I didn't go for eight days straight. And since I'm gonna be swimming in a heart-shaped pool at the Heartbreak Hotel in Memphis and lounging in a hot tub in Pigeon Forge, I really, really don't want to look bloated in a bikini.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5036624/how-do-you-break-the-poop-ice-with-a-new-paramour" title="Click here to read more about How Do You Break The Poop Ice With A New Paramour?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fasten Your Seatbelts, Girls; It's Fashion Week]]></title>
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				Have you heard? Today is the official start of Fashion Week here in New York, which means that today is the day during which our heads will get even closer to exploding from the sheer volume of shit coming our way from the celebrity-sartorial complex and the pressures involved in sorting through it.  Seeing that this is Jezebel's first fashion week &mdash; Moe, in fact, is a fashion week <em>virgin</em> &mdash; we'll be winging it a bit. We'll also probably be posting less often as three of the Jezebel editors (Dodai, Moe, Jennifer) will be offline and crashing the runways, reporting on all the "celebrity" sightings, expensive shit, bad attitudes and, of course, <em>pretty clothes</em> you (or they) can handle. Speaking of, we'll be paying even closer attention to your comments than usual over the next seven days, so please, let us know what you want to see, what you don't, and what makes you want to vomit. Want to know more about what we &mdash; and other blogs &mdash; will be covering? Check out <a href="http://www.wwd.com/issue/article/118523?src=rss">this story</a> in today's <em>Women's Wear Daily</em>. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/295991/fasten-your-seatbelts-girls-its-fashion-week" title="Click here to read more about Fasten Your Seatbelts, Girls; It's Fashion Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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