NYPD Sergeant Suspended After Throwing Semen on Woman He Liked
LatestNYPD sergeant Michael Iscenko has just taken first prize in the world of disgusting and assaultive ways to tell someone you like them: When he decided he found a coworker attractive, he splashed her with his semen.
The New York Daily News reports that Iscenko has been suspended, but not arrested, after being accused of tossing his bodily fluids onto a woman who he wanted to shower with romantic attention. The woman, who filed a report immediately after the incident, submitted the substance that Iscenko threw on her for testing; authorities discovered that the congealed mess that Iscenko lobbed at his victim was, in fact, semen.
According to Gothamist, the incident happened in January, but police only obtained a warrant for a DNA sample from Iscenko yesterday (to test if it’s his semen specifically), which should be absolutely no comfort to anyone.
It’s unclear exactly how Iscenko got the semen from his genitals onto the unnamed woman, but it’s probably best not to focus on that and fixate instead on the large amount of evidence against the sergeant, including victim testimony, DNA evidence, and video of the incident itself.