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We know you were all itching for more crazy from Pat Robertson, the man who explained to the world that abortion caused Hurricane Katrina. Well, here you go: apparently the reason liberals want to fund Planned Parenthood is so straight women can be barren, like lesbians. More »
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A 58-year-old judge has been charged with disorderly conduct after he was caught handing out condoms hidden inside acorns to women in Harrisburg's state Capitol complex. Did we mention dude was a district judge in Intercourse, PA? More »
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• Arizona pastor Steve Anderson, who, as you'll remember, once dedicated an entire sermon to "Why I hate Barack Obama," now says, "I hope that God strikes Obama with brain cancer so he can die like Ted Kennedy." • More »
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Edgar G.H. Emery (those initials are very important!), a Republican State Representative from Missouri, was recently selected to chair his state's House Special Committee on Immigration Reform, which was supposed to issue recommendations to the federal government on... immigration reform. Emery's own, very special way to solve the issue of illegal immigration? End abortion! More »
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A tipster alerted us to one of the single oddest blogs we've ever seen: Feminine Beauty, one self-appointed expert's manifesto on what constitutes beauty to "lifetime exclusive heterosexual men." The guy's mission is to explode society's predilection for the "masculine" and eunuch-like beauty ideas propagated by the gay mafia by means of many pseudo-scientific diagrams, guidelines for beauty, and a lot of half-nude pics of women he's deemed attractive. "It is necessary to depict women in this section partially nude or scantily clad for a proper evaluation of body proportions and contours, obviously to educate rather than to titillate," he explains. While the site is fascinatingly absurd, it doesn't bother us simply because 1) he's obviously a total crackpot 2) He's kind of right about eating disorders (stopped clock-style) and 3) We're guessing nobody can actually get through his Alfred Kinsey-on-NyQuil prose. [Feminine Beauty] More »
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