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Directorial team Cousins has released a sequel to their unauthorized (and NSFW) Skittles commercial, this time depicting the same couple going through labor. Unfortunately for the Skittle-cumming husband, the baby comes out a Reese's Piece. Someone is getting two-timed. More »
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Courtesy of artist Hannah Taylor, these heartfelt images are best shared with someone you truly love. Or want to fuck. More »
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And not in sexy lingerie, either — Heidi Leigh dresses up her breasts as characters she calls "buppets" (breast puppets), and photographs them for her blog. Let's take a look at some of the b(r)e(a)st ones (warning: NSFW but in a funny way). More »
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Sacre bleu. Upscale French chain La Redoute is being figuratively boiled in a creamy sauce after its website featured an image of children frolicking happily on a picturesque beach... and a naked guy, wang languidly flopping against his thighs, in the background. More »
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The Googlher wants to make your web-browsing experience a little more like this: Log on to Google. Mmm. Sign in to Gmail. Ahhh. Click 'Compose Email.' Ohhhh... Hit 'Send'. *Fireworks* Yes, the Googlher is a vibrator that plugs into your computer through a USB port that pulsates every time Google pings your browser. (NB: The audio on the video might be considered NSFW, depending on your employer's stance on moaning.) More »
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Remember the happy ending that Megan received at the end of Bridesmaids? Well, thanks to the internet, now we can see exactly what transpired in this deleted scene between Megan and Air Marshall Jon (aka Melissa McCarthy and her real-life husband Ben Falcone) in a raunchy, food-filled sex tape. [NSFW-ish] More »
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TechCrunch spotted a sobering reminder of the dangers of emulating the stick figures in the 300+ Sex Positions iPhone app: An ad for Pampers. Could parents be using a sex app? Sure. But they probably don't want to think about poopy diapers while they're trying to get in the mood. More »
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We're pretty sure the point behind animated spot for French awareness group AIDES is that you can do lots of sexy, freaky things with your fingertips, including getting tested for AIDS. But with all of these sexually-explicit, cartoony images in our faces, all we can think is "You crazy, France." More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5823935&view=rss&microfeed=true "Gangbanged" features Lisa Ann's first (and only, apparently) gangbang, as well as Bobbi Starr's first double anal. This movie is so ridiculously hardcore and intense that I am speechless. This review may be very brief. Also, extremely effuse.. [Fleshbot NSFW] More »
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Researchers have found a 22-year-old woman with a full grown nipple on her foot. I don't know if a foot nipple is considered not safe for work, but I'm getting a strange tingling sensation thinking about the possibilities. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5822273&view=rss&microfeed=true Whenever I'm a little tired of porn, when I'm not in the mood to dissect "male gaze," or analyze whether or not the women in a movie are enjoying themselves, I go back to Nica Noelle. She's just so awesome and consistently sexy. Also, Xander Corvus is hot. [Fleshbot NSFW] More »
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Happy Friday morning, everyone! More »
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I am ALL about normalizing and celebrating sexual diversity. Particularly that of our genitalia, its functions, and our desires. More »
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Usually, it's women who are accused of faking it in bed, so maybe that's why we're so impressed with male actors who make their onscreen orgasms look so convincing. Here, we present a comprehensive reel of climaxes from over 50 (non-pornographic) films. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5794405&view=rss&microfeed=true This week's column is an excuse to talk about how hot Wolf Hudson is. So hot, people. In fact, between Wolf, Nick Manning, and Sean Michaels, this might be the sexiest group of male performers that doesn't include James Deen. [Fleshbot NSFW] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5787386&view=rss&microfeed=true Even if I hadn't been looking to feature an Elegant Angel movie and something with an all-black cast, I would have recommended "Black Mommas Vol. 3" today. The sex is so, so absurdly raunchy and hot. [Fleshbot NSFW] More »
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While dudes can surreptitiously compare their junk during forced communal peeing sessions, due to restroom etiquette (and anatomy) women don't get many opportunities to see other women's genitals. A new exhibition on display in Brighton, England aims to change this, by displaying 400 plaster casts of vulvas. More »
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Here's a year's worth of Coco's (thong) Thursdays to help celebrate baby Jesus' birthday. More »
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In February of 2001, an ex-model, stylist, and fashion writer named Carine Roitfeld released her first issue as editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris. Today, she announced her resignation. In the intervening decade, she made French Vogue a creative powerhouse. [NSFW] More »
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...Pretending to be a Dangerous Gangster in 2005's Christ-awful Havoc. Last night I watched a Godfather marathon on AMC with the aid of a lot of scotch; Katie saw this. What random things are you watching on your relatives' cable? More »
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It's not enough to make the cut to be a Playboy centerfold. Your nipples also have to be the right sort of pointy. Your butt has to have a "better curve." Enter Photoshop. Here, a rare view into the process. More »
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• Miranda Kerr was photographed nude at six and a half months pregnant by Patrick Demarchelier. She told W magazine she realized she was knocked up the day she shot her Jil Sander campaign. Full pic below. [Fashionologie]

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No, really. And these are about the closest a guy can get to projecting nakedness while not actually being naed. A trompe l'oeil gone terribly wrong? We don't know. But we do know that we do not want. More »
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The Ukrainian feminist collective FEMEN staged a topless protest against Vladimir Putin's visit to their country. Said one woman, "Ukraine knows why he visits, he wants to tear away pieces from Ukraine." NSFW visuals below. More »
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After perusing hundreds of disgusting stories, we posted the top ten and created a poll. The votes are in! The winning story is a traumatizing tale of pain and embarrassment, with totally gross details and mesmerizing video. More »
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You guys are completely disgusting. Seriously. More »
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October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and there are pink ribbons and sparkly pink trinkets in stores. But on the streets of New York, black-and-white ads for The SCAR Project present a more raw, honest and authentic image. (NSFW) More »
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Recently, I received an e-mail of, ahem, a personal nature. A friend and her boyfriend were planning on having anal sex for the first time, and she needed some down-and-dirty lady advice. More »
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In an editorial from Interview's October issue, Naomi wears black leather and six-inch heels in a prison cell. A beaten, naked man lies on the floor. Did Naomi go Eastern Promises on him? (Warning: The images are mildly NSFW.) More »
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Last night in the Big Brother house, a male house guest, Lane, very stoically rubbed one out in the shower. We caught the entire 90-second spectacular on the live feeds. Enjoy! More »
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Two years ago, comedian Jon Lajoie launched an attack on women everywhere when his YouTube video "Show Me Your Genitals" went viral. And a brave new talent by the name of Majela has responded with a series of touching ballads. More »
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Do you like Inception? How about anonymous sex? If so, don your Dom Cobb costume and prepare to be "kicked back to a dream world where you can only think of inferior rim jobs you've had." Oh, but there's more! More »
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In the last year at least three products were launched to prevent camel toe. Last month it was a brand of panties called Camelflage; before it was the Cuchini and Camel Ammo, inserts for women to place in their underwear. More »
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Finnish art duo Nutty Tarts (Tärähtäneet Ämmät, in Finnish) has developed a line of screen-printed undergarments that are more hirsute than sexy. And maybe NSFW? More »
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Yes, it's what you think it is. The slogan for these Belgian Durex condoms is "let the beast go." We wish we could, because now it's emblazoned on our brains, forever. (Again: NSFW means DO NOT OPEN AT WORK.) More »
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[Pittsburgh, July 3, Not Getty and NSFW] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5579534&view=rss&microfeed=true Since 1976's Carrie—the first film to graphically depict menstruation—periods have been portrayed in movies as horrific, disgusting, annoying, and occasionally, celebratory. Here, we've collected scenes from over 25 movies that feature the cinematic history of "the curse." More »
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A NSFW Playboy.com article claims to summarize, "how and why women's breasts have changed over the years," from '60s torpedo boobs to today's rounder implant-inspired ideal. But it isn't women's breasts that "evolved," now is it? More »
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