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On the most recent edition of Inside The Actors Studio, Jennifer Aniston spoke of her days as a high school athlete, most of which were spent sitting on the bench. She admitted that a rogue ball once broke her nose, to which James Lipton replied, "That's a broken nose?" Aniston, with a smirk, replied, "Sort of — not anymore." More »
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According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, while breast enhancement surgeries have increased by 40% in the past 10 years, other cosmetic procedures like nose jobs, face lifts, and liposuction are on the decline. It seems as though—breast implants aside—people are less willing to undergo other invasive surgeries than they were a decade ago, with the number of liposuctions down 43%, nose jobs down 35%, and face lifts down 16% since 2000. More »
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Men are going under the knife (and asking for the needle) more often than ever, according to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. Is this some validation for everyone who pushed the metrosexual trend story in the early part of the decade? More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn. More »
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As I write this, I'm having a little bit of trouble breathing. It's like I have a perpetual cold. But it wasn't always like this — the reason it's like this now is that I feel bad about my face. More »
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The New York Times piece, "Bodies Altered In Pursuit Of Beauty," explores the work of photographer Zed Nelson — and how globalization is creating "an eerily homogenized look." More »
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If this book ever appears on our Amazon wish-lists, please have us committed: Dr. Sam T. Hamra's The Facelift Letdown: When Results Don't Meet Expectations. (And yes, the face on the cover looks really sad and disappointed.) More »
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Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More »
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We cannot stress this enough: The Paper is the best original programming MTV has had in years. The kids are great, the drama is real (unlike some other "reality" shows on the network), and it's really fun to watch kids get so passionate about something other than the color of Lexus they're getting for their sixteenth birthday. On last night's episode, Amanda, the newly appointed editor-in-chief, returned from summer break with not only a new title at the paper, but a new nose and wardrobe. It's kind of mean how the rest of the staff talks about her behind her back, but plastic surgery aside, the girl seems like she's really comfortable being exactly who she is. Clip above. More »
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Probably preggers Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden went on a double date last night in New York. Catty thought of the day: hoping Ashlee's baby gets her old nose. • Being a celebrity is so weird. Once you reach a certain level of fame, is there like a secret code bonding you together? What else could explain John Mayer and Bob Saget spotted together outside LA club Villa. • Giants' quarterback Eli Manning is getting hitched this weekend to fiancée, Ally McGrew. The couple met at the University of Mississippi and are getting married in a small ceremony in Cabo San Lucas. Mazel Tov! [Us, TMZ, People] More »
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Here's the perfect Mother's Day gift for your favorite surgically-enhanced breeder: My Beautiful Mommy, a picture book explaining plastic surgery to the under-8 set. Mommy is by Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a Florida plastic surgeon who tells Newsweek he was inspired to write the book when he saw parents coming into his office with their kids, who would become confused and upset when they saw their mothers in bandages. "Parents generally tend to go into this denial thing. They just try to ignore the kids' questions completely...With the tummy tucks, [the mothers] can't lift anything. They're in bed. The kids have questions." The hero of the book is named "Dr. Michael" and he looks like the dad in the Incredibles, all solid muscle and square jaw. More »
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You know, every time someone writes about weddings our commenters [And me. -Ed.] are all, "I would never spend any money on a wedding!" and "I can't believe anyone would lose weight for their big day, how superficial!" and "I am so unmaterialistic and wonderful I'm getting married in a burlap sack at the bottom of a big hole in the dirt because weddings are stupid and they should really be about true love and blah blah blah." But seriously? Fuck that noise. I totally want a huge-ass wedding and a pretty, poofy dress and I'll probably try to lose five pounds by joining some retarded gym program right before the wedding. There, I said it. But I promise not to go as apeshit as the women profiled today's Guardian. More »
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Did Gossip Girl's Blake Lively get her nose done? Radar reviews the evidence (pictured) and says, totally. • The Born-again Baldwin, Stephen, is supporting Mike Huckabee in the 2008 elections, in part because he agrees with Huck's position on gay marriage. Stephen told Howard Stern: "What I believe is what's in the Bible and the Bible says that gay marriage is not acceptable." Sound political advice from a person who starred in movies with Pauly Shore. • Busboy Raymundo Ortega, whose van was hit by Lindsay Lohan's Mercedes last year, dropped the lawsuit he brought against her. Maybe 2008 is the year of the ascendant Lilo! [Radar, Dlisted, Celeb TV] More »
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We're wondering why this product, the Model 25 Nose Shaper, never really took off. Especially since the ad for it from 1930 promises "to improve the shape of your nose by remodeling the cartilage and fleshy parts, quickly, safely, and painlessly." Oh, and the device can be worn night or day, so even if it doesn't work fixing your nose, it can hide the ugly one you already have. (Click tag to view full-size ad.) [Modern Mechanix] More »
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Did Ryan Gosling—our favorite hottie who ever hotted—get a nose job? If it's true, he has a great surgeon. (Click on tag for full-sized image.) [Good Plastic Surgery] More »
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