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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. Today, since Reese Witherspoon wore a shirt over her bikini on the beach, obviously she is pregnant; newly divorced ScarJo and RyRen had an intimate dinner during which she touched his face and he rubbed her back; and Kate Middleton is "starving to be sexy." More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn. More »
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Katie Wudel can't smell — and, she writes, she's neurotic and not "lusty." But are all three really connected? More »
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Earlier this decade, most of the people Dr. Ali Bayrakdar treated were seeking cosmetic surgery to recover from traumatic injuries. But, if he's like most other plastic surgeons in Baghdad, his patients are seeking something more superficial these days. More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, for which we read the tabloid "news" so you don't have to! This week, Us brings you the "untold" story about Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester's crazy criminal family, most of which was in Star magazine back on September 3. (It's still juicy stuff!) Star's cover story is about poor little rich girl Suri Cruise and her desolate, stuffed-animal filled but playmate-lacking life. For reasons we cannot fathom, OK! decided to delve deep into the diet and workout regimen of Kim Kardashian. And it was all downhill from there. Intern Margaret assists as we head to the crapper and flip through the pages of OK!, In Touch, Star, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. More »
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• Did Hulk Hogan have an affair while he was still living with his wife, Linda? And was the woman he slept with a friend of his daughter, Brooke? [Perez Hilton]

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According to an article in the Chicago Tribune, "revision plastic surgery" — in which a procedure is revised or reversed — makes up 50% of some doctors' practices. Women who drop thousands on a nose job often find they don't like the results and go in search of more surgery. The name this phenomenon is going by? Undo-plasty. We're not talking incredibly shrinking cartilage, à la Michael Jackson — think Courtney Love, who wrote she wanted to go back to "the mouth God gave me." Just something for dudes to keep in mind, since pectoral implant surgery has had a 99% increase. That's right, dudes are getting man boobs in record numbers. More »
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'80s pop star Deborah Gibson fiddled with mother nature, and her new nose has taken a horrible turn — literally! The new issue of Star shows side by side pictures, and Debbie's post-nose job nose is "bent out of shape." Improvement? Only in her dreams, ouch. Click to see! More »
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It's been said before but Life & Style says it again: Britney Spears sure has changed since she first hit the scene! Physically changed, specifically in the nose, breast and waist areas. Nose jobs? Implants? Tummy tucks? Yes, yes and yes, according to the mag. Click on the tag to see some of her "looks." More »
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Tracie and I are both huge fans of America's Next Top Model, and of Tyra: But with one huge difference: I am convinced that Tyra had a nose job; Tracie's not sure. Even though this exists, the facial expression Ty Ty is making renders the evidence inconclusive. But we'll both state our case, and let you guys decide, after the jump. More »
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