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				<a href="http://www.jossip.com/girl-scouts-embrace-their-future-selves-20080114/">100-calorie snacks</a> are, among many other things, the reason I despise the word "innovation" when used in the context of the defense of market capitalism. Inventing the Dorito: <em>that</em> is "innovation." Crushing nine <a href="http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=3177">Doritos</a> into small pieces and selling them in miniature bags because our landfills aren't being occupied fast enough is just...at best, it is baby food. A hundred calories is a retarded unit of food to try to consume. People in GULAGS didn't dole out food in 100-calorie increments. And the type of food that comes in 100-calorie packs is precisely that sinister brand of carbs that were invented with the sole purpose of making you want MORE.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/345120/100+calorie-snacks-are-the-downfall-of-american-civilization" title="Click here to read more about 100-Calorie Snacks Are The Downfall Of American Civilization">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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