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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4413 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/4413 --> Today on <em>The View</em>, Mario Cantone and Joey McIntyre sang a straight man/gay man version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," except they changed the words to "<em>Buddy</em>, it's cold outside" and it was the worst thing ever. NKOTBWTFBBQ.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5870846/the-worst-christmas-duet-ever" title="Click here to read more about The Worst Christmas Duet Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Kids On The Backstreet Block Is Back, Alright!]]></title>
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				<i>NEW YORK – June 3: Singers Jordan Knight, Howie Dorough, AJ McLean, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Nick Carter and Jonathan Knight perform on NBC's 'Today' at Rockefeller Center. </i>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5808535/new-kids-on-the-backstreet-block-is-back-alright" title="Click here to read more about New Kids On The Backstreet Block Is Back, Alright!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Teen Dream: Backstreet Boys & New Kids On The Block Touring Together]]></title>
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				Backstreet's <a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/08/17/backstreet-boys-to-tour-with-new-kids-on-the-block/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+justjared%2FTOvO+%28Just+Jared%29">back</a>, alright? You've been hangin' tough, but now you're like, "I want it that way."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5615726/teen-dream-backstreet-boys--new-kids-on-the-block-touring-together" title="Click here to read more about Teen Dream: Backstreet Boys & New Kids On The Block Touring Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:28:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[New York, May 8.  Image via <a href="http://www.insightnewsandfeatures.com">INFDaily</a>.]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5246992/get-on-the-floor-and-do-the-new-kids-dance" title="Click here to read more about Get On The Floor And Do The New Kids Dance!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 09 May 2009 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				More LaBeoufWatch: Now you <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-30-you-want-a-piece-of-shia">can own</a> a piece of debris from his headline-making car crash! Like all magical things, this piece of celebrity memorabilia is for sale on <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/Shia-LaBeouf-truck-debris-from-his-L.A.-crash_W0QQitemZ130242443300QQcmdZViewItem?IMSfp=TL0807291227r11658">eBay</a> (current bid $158.00, there is no God). • Hm, we wonder how the Hiltons feel about the $4,600 they donated to John McCain's campaign last year <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/30/paris-parents-to-mccain-how-dare-you/">being used</a> to vilify their daughter for commercials against Obama?•  Oh! Here is the "first listen" for the New Kids on the Block and Ne-Yo <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215860,00.html">single</a> that is to be released on August 12th. Kinda meh. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-30-you-want-a-piece-of-shia">Perez Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/30/paris-parents-to-mccain-how-dare-you/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20215860,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5031226/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Is Michael Jackson making a comeback with New Kids On The Block? Apparently he's in secret talks to link up with the group, and hopefully it's not just because they have the word "kids" in their name. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2008/07/10/exclusive-michael-jackson-to-comeback-with-new-kids-on-the-block-89520-20637932/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Um, NKOTB is also doing a song with New Edition. Party like it's 1988! [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/09/new-kid-on-the-european-block/">Just Jared</a>]
<li>Oh, dear. Michael Jackson uses a wheelchair now. And "the skin on his hands is peeling, almost like a snake’s." [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1402790.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>Tom Cruise sent ex-wife Nicole Kidman a "room full of flowers" after she gave birth last weekend. Classy, very classy. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/2008/07/10/new-mum-nicole-kidman-gets-flowers-from-ex-tom-cruise-89520-20637820/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Jennifer Garner's pregnant! If you believe this report via the <em>National Enquirer</em>. [<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/affleck%20and%20garner%20expecting%20second%20child_1073846">Contact Music</a>]
<li>Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook have reached a surprise settlement in their divorce case as of 6:15 a.m. Details to come. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20211250,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5023748/michael-jackson--new-kids-on-the-block-hanging-tough" title="Click here to read more about Michael Jackson & New Kids On The Block: Hanging Tough">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>We were <a href="http://jezebel.com/374361/big-changes-new-beginnings">"purchased"</a> by Conde Nast...<a href="http://jezebel.com/374884/april-fools-yes-it-was-a-joke-duh">not.</a>  But you guys got your panties in some serious bunches about it.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376375/this-week-we-made-horses-asses-out-of-ourselves-and-others" title="Click here to read more about This Week We Made Horses' Asses Out Of Ourselves (And Others)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:30:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for a minor kidney infection. Did she pick up something in Kuwait? Ow, ow, ow. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/31/jessica-hospitalized-condition-pissy/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/374484/jessica-simpson-needs-cranberry-juice-stat" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Simpson Needs Cranberry Juice, Stat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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