Via Random Good Stuff: Nipple Extractor for sale on Amazon for the low, low price of $4.73. Some reviews, after the jump.

Shantell Powell (“The ShanMonster”) writes:

I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem.

With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I'd been shamed.

Billy finds the product slightly less useful:

I have been haveing issues with my nipples for years so I figured I would give this product a try. I found that it worked great for a couple of weeks and then it became extremely difficult to continue use. The rash and irratation became too much to tolerate. It is just easier to buy a set of jumper cables and a battery charger. Trust that works much better!

And S.Mathew says:

I bought one for my girlfriend as a Christmas present but the instructions that came with it made no sense.

(This is actually a plumbing tool, so don't go using it on your nipples. Unless, of course, you're into that)

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