Jezebel: Nip Tuck

"Vengeance Surgery" Is The Hot New Craze

Sadie Stein — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 14:30:00 EST

"Asks" the ever-concerned Daily Mail, "Thousands of divorcees are attempting to show their ex-husbands what they're missing....but can a scalpel really mend a broken heart?" Interesting question, Fail! More »

The Labiaplasty You Never Knew You Wanted [NSFW]

Jessica Coen — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:20:00 EDT

Warning: The following video is ridiculously NSFW and NSFWS (not safe for weak stomachs, as there are graphic surgery scenes). But I've posted it at the bottom so you can still absorb this magical info without getting canned. More »

The War On Aging: Botox Gives You Wrinkles

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 10 May 2010 12:30:00 EDT

Aging faces just can't win. New research reveals that Botox may create wrinkles in odd places as facial muscles persist in their efforts to express human emotions. It's like a never-ending game of whac-a-mole! More »

"Botax" Out, Tan Tax In

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:30:00 EST

After the American Medical Association complained that the health care bill's proposed 5% tax on elective cosmetic surgery discriminated against women, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid removed the "botax" in favor of a 10% tax on indoor tanning. [WSJ] More »

"Bunny Lines": The Latest Tool In US Weekly's Arsenal!

Sadie Stein — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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"But how can you tell if a star - or your friend! - has been under the needle, not the knife? Look for bunnies" - the latest plastic surgery "tell!" Because you're getting away with undetected surgery on our watch! More »

Bai Ling Is More Than Just A See-Through Cow-Hide Micro-Mini

Sadie Stein — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:30:00 EDT

She's also the author of Nipples: A Novel and the auteur of the unrelated Nipples: Secrets of My Dreams. More »

Nip/Tuck Features Objectum Sexuality

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:00:00 EST

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On last night's Nip/Tuck, a doctor-after being caught fucking a couch-admitted that he is an objectum sexual, i.e. sexually and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects. Clip is NSFW, because of dudity. More »

Keeping Up Appearances: Jezebel Is Getting Jerry-Rigged

Anna Holmes — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

Later this afternoon, the look of the Jezebel homepage will be undergoing some cosmetic surgery. Major cosmetic surgery. More »

Plastic Surgery Is How Rich Older People Cut Themselves

Moe — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:00:00 EST

For February's ELLE columnist and "beauty adventurer" Holly Millea got plastic surgery on her hands. They were old looking! Nothing else was wrong with her, of course. She was a size four! And not in Old Navy sizes! And she had, according to her gynecologist, the "vagina of a teenager"! Injecting her hands full of youthifying fluids would put the universe in alignment! But, alas, it did not. For the March ELLE Holly ventures further. She decides to get liposuction. ("Holly was obsessed with lipo, but [her editor] never wanted to let her do it. She's tiny!" says a source.) But in the process of arranging to get her ass fat transplanted into her lips, she gets sidetracked once more. Her eyelids are drooping! "I became obsessed. I would take out a bobby pin and run it along the crease of my eyelid, tucking the excess skin behind the eyeball so that I could approximate what a little nip-tuck would look like," she writes. She shows the lipo doctor. He agrees to give her a conservative "eye job" — too extreme, and her eyes could be permanently fucked! Holly complies, survives. But something is missing... More »