In today's Tweet Beat, Snooki and the dudes who make The Walking Dead have common ground, Jordan Peele should head down to the patent office and Nicky Hilton isn't having it with your dog's Twitter account.
2003 called. It wants this joke format back.
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) February 21, 2014
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) February 21, 2014
We should be able to project a symbol into the clouds that calls Jeff Goldblum.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 21, 2014
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) February 21, 2014
— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) February 21, 2014
I give up, the dog owns the couch.
— Delia Ephron (@DeliaEphron) February 21, 2014
@ConanOBrien Don't be weird, Conan.
— This American Life (@ThisAmerLife) February 21, 2014
I can't relate to someone who makes a Twitter page for their pet.
— Nicky Hilton (@NickyHilton) February 21, 2014
Ugh... Just got a huge allergy shot... Sinus pressure is the worst!
— Jake Pavelka (@jakepavelka1) February 21, 2014
i have been kidnapped. they said tweet or else. sorry, i have to tweet
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) February 21, 2014
— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) February 21, 2014
Took uber to work to get stuff done during my commute &realized ipad was dead.driver:"don't worry we r uber we have everything" #obsessed
— maria menounos (@mariamenounos) February 21, 2014
When I shop for fruit & melons I like to hold a grape next to a cantaloupe & think of Earth next to Jupiter. Then I eat Earth
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) February 21, 2014
Once I needed an MRI—got through it by fantasizing I was skating to Lady is a Tramp. Triples, doubles—heading for gold. PS Never skated
— Judy Blume (@judyblume) February 21, 2014
Image via Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty for Brian Lichtenberg