After hearing Nicki Minaj's ubiquitous hit "Starships" for about the umpteenth time today, I couldn't help but get the phrase "Starships were meant to fly" in my head for the latter part of my afternoon. It made me think: Starships might be meant to fly, but is that all they can do?
After hearing Nicki Minaj's ubiquitous hit "Starships" for about the umpteenth time today, I couldn't help but get the phrase "Starships were meant to fly" in my head for the latter part of my afternoon. It made me think: Starships might be meant to fly, but is that all they can do? Here are ten other things that starships are meant to do.
Starships were meant…
To cry 
To dry 
To sigh 
To pry 
To comply 
To imply 
To serve chai 
To deny 
To Spotify 
To enjoy tea with Jasmine Guy Did I really just post this?
This piece was originally published at B-Side Blog. Republished with permission. Ben Mandelker is also responsible for Ranking The p90x Supporting Cast From Worst to Best. Follow B-Side on Twitter and Facebook.
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