Jezebel: News At 11

Wanda Sykes For Commerce Secretary!

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:00:00 EST

With Judd Gregg withdrawal from the confirmation process for the Commerce Secretary position, we're totally reviving our campaign to get Wanda Sykes an appointment in the Obama Administration. More »

Obama To Get Two Puppies, At Least One More Scandal

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:00:00 EST

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Although Crappy Hour has died, that doesn't mean you don't need all your Grabbyhanded, Burris-y Frankenstein goodness, which is why, in the spirit of the Inaugural concert series, we're inaugurating something of our own. More »

News At 11: Brad And Angelina's Biblical Bid To Save Humanity

Anna Holmes — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:02:47 EDT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be buying a $139 million, 240-foot ~~yacht~~ ark. By our calculations, this means Brad's penis is smaller than Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson's, but bigger than Paul Allen's. [DListed]

News At 11: Richard Branson Is Well-Hung

Anna Holmes — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 13:37:21 EDT

If large yacht = small cock, here's an estimate of the penis size of various billionaire businessmen, from biggest to smallest: Richard Branson, Rupert Murdoch, Ronald Perelman, Tom Perkins, Paul Allen. [Rush&Molloy]

News At 11: Keira Knightley, Heroine To Full-Figured Women Everywhere

Anna Holmes — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:00:00 EDT

FHM spokesman says Kate Moss isn't on the magazine's "Sexiest 100 Women" list because "the average guy on the street prefers someone that's a little more womanly." Which explains why Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller made the cut. [Page Six]

News At 11: Is Rose McGowan's Bad Karma Responsible For Her "Grindhouse" Dress-Down?

Anna Holmes — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:00:00 EDT

Rose McGowan shacked up with her Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez during filming, thereby breaking up his marriage to movie producer Elizabeth Avellan. This might explain why Avellan's daughters arrived up at the film's premiere in a pair of McGowan-outlawed red dresses. [PageSix]