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Jeremy Lin Will Totally Talk to You… Unless You Look Slutty

Jeremy Lin Will Totally Talk to You... Unless You Look SluttyThat Jeremy Lin is something special, isn't he? Not only is the guy a tremendous basketball dribbler, a media sensation, and very nearly the namesake for the most racist ice cream ever to come out of Ben & Jerry's curdled brains, he's also a sensible dresser. Did I forget anything? Oh, that's right — he's also impervious to sluts.

The Post gleefully reports that after the Knicks beat a poor, Lebron-less Cleveland Cavaliers team in New York on Wednesday, Lin was spotted at a place called the Darby wearing the "classic dorky Harvard guy" get-up — "jeans, sneakers, a blue plaid shirt and a white sweater." It was also noted that Lin didn't drink and that he was swamped by adoring fans, not a few of which were, tee-hee-hee, women. Lin even talked to some of these women and before you worry that "women" is too general a word to tell us anything more about Jeremy Lin's tastes, a casual observer was thankfully able to assess just the sort of women New York's favorite four-syllable personage associates with: "He seemed interested in smart girls that didn't look slutty."

So take heed, women of New York or any other city with an NBA team — if you want to get Jeremy Lin's attention, dye your hair an intellectual shade of brown, put on a pair of sensible reading glasses, and sidle up next to him at the club with a tattered copy of The Stranger (in French) and some sort of intelligent glass of wine. Probably not Merlot, I guess.

Not Lin style, but still hot [NY Post]

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