New York Judge to Madonna and Guy Ritchie: Get Over Yourselves and Do What’s Best for Rocco

By Bobby Finger  |  March 3, 2016 | 1:00am
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It’s been about two months since 15-year-old Rocco Ritchie ran away from Madonna (sort of) to move in with his father, Guy Ritchie, in London, and their custody battle appears to be nearing its end. TMZ reports the two parents “called into a New York custody hearing Wednesday afternoon” and that a judge gave them the what for.

Because Rocco is doing well in his London school, the judge thinks staying there is in his best interest and that “the real problem is the ‘inability of the parents to come up with a solution.’”

Though the judge won’t force Rocco “to move back to New York,” he’s urging Madge and Guy “to find an amicable resolution to visitation issues.” And if they don’t, he’s probably gonna go all Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels on them.

Good job, Judge. Good luck, Rocco.

[TMZ]

Hey! Quick question. Do you think David Foster and Selma Blair are fucking? I ask not because I just drew two names and a verb out of a hat, but because that’s what Radar Online decided to start suggesting this afternoon.

The new couple (?) was reportedly spotted having a “cozy” and “intimate” dinner together in West Hollywood, and didn’t care who noticed. Caitlyn Jenner even dropped by for a moment—my guess is because she couldn’t help herself from asking, “Hey y’all, ummm, is this what it looks like? Because I’m losing my mind.”—but left to grab a table of her own so that Foster and Blair could get back to whatever it was they were doing.

Here’s a photo of the two of them in 2014 with Mel Brooks, Carey Elwes, and a man who looks a lot like Rob Reiner.

More on this as the story develops, if it does, which it won’t.

[Radar Online]

Kourtney loves Kanye’s tweets.

  • One of the Walking Dead cast members is marrying Jerry Hall this weekend. [People]
  • E! is so two-thousand and late. [E! Online]
  • Would you like to know who this is? [TMZ]
  • It’s Reese Witherspoon! [TMZ]
  • Would you like to know how Ben Affleck looks?
  • He looks “tired but still fresh.” [Lainey Gossip]
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