If you ever worry that your popsicle doesn't look enough like a penis, it may be time to take a trip to Sweden where a new icy treat promises to satisfy all your cravings by popping its creamy center in your mouth.
The X-Pop has recently been released by GB Glace and has some quirky features. It's shaped like a rocket (or at least what the doodles of dicks I would do in high school looked like when I hastily turned them into "rockets" and "toucans" so no one would get suspicious) (It's not weird, something like 8 percent of kids do it, okay?) and it has a sherbet-filled head (tip? Is that what you call it on a rocket?) that explodes in your mouth when you bite into it. Or maybe it just oozes a little. I do not know, I am not in Sweden. (But if I ever go, I am getting me one of these bad boys.)
Here's what it looks like:
GB Glace claims ignorance regarding any suggestion that their delicious rocket treat is in fact an icy dildo, but, according to The Daily Dot, Facebook fans of the company disagree.
"I ate one last week," wrote one commenter. "Or, I actually bought it for my daughter, but when I opened it I died of laughter and said to my boyfriend that they have made an ice cream dildo!"
"It's a little bit kinky to eat the top of the ice cream because it 'pops' in your mouth."
Share one with a loved one before they all explode!
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Image of popsicle via Extragram.