New Sex And The City 2 Poster: A Photoshop Oasis

What’s wrong with the new Sex And The City 2 poster? Where do we begin?!

Sarah Jessica Parker’s eyes: Too close together.
Kim Cattrall’s face: Painted? Or just cut from a different body and slapped on to the one seen here?
Kim Cattrall’s elbow: Obviously carved out of a larger arm. The proportions from elbow to wrist are insane. And are the bones in her elbow really wider than her neck?
The size of the phantom calf allegedly belonging to Sarah Jessica Parker is not in proportion to the rest of her body — or to the more visible leg.
Does Kristin Davis have legs? Is that her knee? Has she sunk ankle-deep into the sand? (Is it quicksand?)
Since when does Kristin Davis have a giant rack?
No wonder Cynthia Nixon is trying to slink out of the frame.

Well, those are the problems we see — in addition to a general sense that instead of the actresses, they used zombies to pose for this image. Spot any other issues? Let us know!