Thanks to Reading Rainbow, we all know you can learn and do anything with just a book and your imagination. But perhaps it's time to consider the dark side of such a power and ask ourselves: What's LeVar Burton really planning?


Burton teamed up with Funny or Die for a revised version of the beloved original Reading Rainbow intro (via UpRoxx). It begins chipper but quickly morphs into a dark cautionary tale about literacy and corruption. And thanks to that Kickstarter, it's too late to stop him now. Kneel before your new ruler, LeVar Burton!

Reading Rainbow's New Theme Song with LeVar Burton from LeVar Burton