Jezebel: New Moon

Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:20:00 EST

There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign? More »

"You Can Make Me Vampior?"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:30:00 EST

If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede] More »

Not A Twihard? You Can Still Be Team Edward

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:40:00 EST

The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one is ~~just a dream… for now~~ available here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue] More »

Twilight's Hero Is Abusive, Which Makes Him All The More Romantic

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

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If you're familiar with the Twilight universe, you know that Bella and Edward have an unhealthy relationship. A LiveJournal user has detailed fifteen ways, using a list from the National Domestic Violence hotline. Is that why Twilight's so "romantic"? More »

Twihard With A Vengeance: Why Twilight Is A Boon For Young Women

LatoyaPeterson — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:00 EST

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Friends, feminists, netizens, lend me your ears; I come to bury the Twilight Saga, not praise it. The evil that Twilight does lives in theaters; The good is oft interred on the internet; So let it be with New Moon. More »

Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:30:00 EST

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Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."

Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:40:00 EST

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He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] More »

Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:40:00 EST

The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what: More »

Hollywood Needs To Take Women, Fangirls Seriously

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

The Princess and the Frog doesn't hit theaters until December 11, but it's already making money — and it joins New Moon and Precious as proof that audiences respond to female-driven stories. More »

New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

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'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…

Fake Your Way Into Twilight Fandom: A Guide To Surviving A Sparkly Vampire World

Hortense Smith — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:00:00 EST

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Well, crew, New Moon has made like 8 kerbillion dollars this weekend (it's actually $140.7 million), which means that the entire world has gone Twilight crazy. Here are some tips for successfully navigating a sparkly vampire-obsessed world. More »

Howling At New Moon: Midnight Screening Is Total Mayhem

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:40:00 EST

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Two little words appeared on the screen: New. Moon. And as you can hear in this clip, those words caused Twihards to yelp, clap, and shriek. More »

Cool Kids Love New Moon, Too!

Sadie Stein — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

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R.Patt and K-Stew insulated themselves from the ravening opening-night hordes with a scenester posse at NYC's Landmark's Sunshine Cinema: It would seem Agyness Deyn, Natalie Portman and the entire cast of Gossip Girl are all Twi-Hards. Down to the costumes! More »

Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:40:00 EST

Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere

Sadie Stein — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

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You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More »

Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.

“...I Had More Sex When I Was Reading Twilight Than In The Entire Few Months Before”

Sadie Stein — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:20:00 EST

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It's the love that dare not speak its name: middle-aged women who are obsessed with Twilight. More »

What Do People Want From Stephenie Meyer?

Hortense Smith — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:00:00 EST

Twilight author Stephenie Meyer recently found herself in the spotlight after appearing on Oprah to help promote the upcoming film based on her novel New Moon. But Meyer otherwise chooses to live a very private life. What's wrong with that? More »

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?"

Hortense Smith — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

[Munich, November 14. Image via WENN.]

The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable

Hortense Smith — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:30:00 EST

Spoiler alert, everyone I've ever met, ever: you'll be receiving this hilarious and somewhat insane-looking Jacob Black Barbie doll upon its release next February. No word yet on if a shirt, or shorts made after 1991, will come separately. [RadarOnline] More »

Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

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Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?

"See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:50:00 EST

[Paris, November 10. Image via Splash.]

Dakota Fanning: Just A Normal Teen With Custom Designer Boots

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:20:00 EST

Dakota Fanning is on the cover of the December/January issue of Teen Vogue, and inside she wears designer clothes and looks nothing like the little kid from Uptown Girls. She's a teenager now! But she's normal. Typical, even. For instance: More »

"I Have To Protect My Eyes From The Sparkles"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, October 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Do Today's Fans Take Things Too Far?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:30:00 EDT

We've seen the lurking wall shadow, the sparkly vamp dildo, the stalker werewolf tee and the creepy felt uterus. Now: Robert Pattinson panties. Have things gotten out of hand? More »

Kristen Stewart's Twilight Doll Is Not Exactly Anatomically Correct

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:20:00 EDT

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In the November issue of Allure, Kristen Stewart bodysnarks her Bella doll: "She has bigger tits than me, and looks ten years older." Wonder what she thinks about the glaring Sparkle Vamp? Click to enlarge. More »

Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

Hortense Smith — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

Can Werewolves Swim?

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:50:00 EDT

[Malibu, October 8. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

"I'd seen… [Director] Catherine Hardwicke’s Other Films, And That’s All I Thought It Was, Something Really Small.”

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:40:00 EDT

Former Dior Homme designer Heid Slimane shot Robert Pattinson for AnOther Man magazine, and inside, the Sparkle Vamp says he had no idea what he was in for when he agreed to do Twilight. Additional images below. [Dazed Digital] More »

Werewolves Are The New Vampires

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:30:00 EDT

In November, the Buff Werewolf and the Wolf Pack will make for New Moon swoon; MTV is working on a Teen Wolf pilot that's a "fresh take" on the original. Plus! Benicio Del Toro's Wolfman: Coming soon! [The Hollywood Reporter] More »

Taylor Doesn't Take Enough Credit For Inspiring Legions To Join "Team Jacob"

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Taylor Lautner comes off as incredibly humble in his interview in Teen Vogue's October 2009 issue, especially considering that a two-second shot of his bare chest in the New Moon trailer made every girl at the MTV Movie Awards shriek. More »

Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]

Vampire? Or American Girl Doll?

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:30:00 EDT

Dakota Fanning doesn't really look like she's gonna bite anyone in these new New Moon shots, but that's the point of her character, Jane. At least she's creepier looking than this guy, who looks like an effete judge. [E!] More »

Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:

Battle Of The Creepy Twilight Merchandise

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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Which is creepier? The life-size Robert Pattinson silhouette, lurking in your bedroom and watching you sleep? Or "The Vamp" sex toy, which offers a "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow." It sparkles. [RPL, Tantus] More »

Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:

This Week In Tabloids: Angie Humiliates Brad; Sarah Palin Plots Divorce

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead. More »

Buff Werewolf: Not Housebroken?

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:50:00 EDT

[Vancouver, August 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]