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			<title><![CDATA[Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Natalie Portman</strong>'s Best Actress trophy at last night's Critic's Choice Movie Awards was <i>Black Swan</i>'s only victory of the night, even though it was nominated in 12 different categories. The Facebook movie snuck up from behind, winning three awards.</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5734254/black-swan-not-perfect-enough-to-satisfy-critics-choicers" title="Click here to read more about Black Swan Not Perfect Enough to Satisfy Critic's Choicers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Jan 2011 10:30:30 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Raven-Symoné is upset that people are saying that she's naked in a picture and that she's gay as it caused her mother to call her up and give her shit about it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5684857/raven+symone-dispels-lesbian-rumors" title="Click here to read more about Raven-Symoné Dispels Lesbian Rumors">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: pdNz_ecEP90 --><!-- /videoId: pdNz_ecEP90 -->I have to switch locations. I'll be back in an hour. Use this thread as a place to say nice things to each other. Oh, and dance! xoxoxo, ajd.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5579866/music-break-drop-down-and-get-your-eagle-on-girls" title="Click here to read more about Music Break: Drop Down And Get Your Eagle On, Girls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Snooki Does Q&A; Adrienne Curry Disses Kim Kardashian]]></title>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Snooki answers followers questions in a video (she will eat "any frickin' pickle"), <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #justinbieber" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #justinbieber" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/justinbieber/">Justin Bieber</a> hits on Barbara Walters, and Nelly is eating a complete breakfast.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5499452/snooki-does-q-adrienne-curry-disses-kim-kardashian/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Snooki Does Q&A; Adrienne Curry Disses Kim Kardashian">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiecollins" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiecollins" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jackiecollins/">Jackie Collins</a> parties with Judge Judy, Suzanne Somers, and Barry Manilow. Plus, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidimontag" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidimontag" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidimontag/">Heidi Montag</a> has created and executive produced a new reality show, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidfaustino" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidfaustino" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidfaustino/">David Faustino</a> smokes bud (not Bundy).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5496862/jackie-collins--judge-judy-are-homies/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jackie Collins & Judge Judy Are Homies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jongosselin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jongosselin" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jongosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a> assures us he will not pose for <em>Playgirl</em>, despite the fact that he hasn't been asked. Plus, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #samantharonson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #samantharonson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantharonson/">Samantha Ronson</a> posts her license photo, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spencerpratt" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spencerpratt" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/spencerpratt/">Spencer Pratt</a> is crying.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5486965/jon-gosselin-announces-he-is-not-posing-for-playgirl/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jon Gosselin Announces He Is Not Posing For Playgirl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Rihanna</strong> has been told to dress "conservatively" for her New Year's Eve gig at the the Emirates Palace in Abu Dhabi. A source reports that her team is frantic and, "Rihanna is tearing her hair out over what to do..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5435803/rihanna-warned-to-stay-clothed-in-middle-east--mark-wahlberg-disses-the-beckhams" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Warned To Stay Clothed In Middle East;  Mark Wahlberg Disses The Beckhams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Earlier this week on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #theview" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #theview" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/theview/">The View</a></em>, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joybehar" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joybehar" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joybehar/">Joy Behar</a></strong> joked about <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tigerwoods/">Tiger Woods</a>' mistress <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #racheluchitel" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #racheluchitel" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/racheluchitel/">Rachel Uchitel</a></strong>: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5424652/the-view-apologizes-to-tigers-lover-ashlee-cast-in-nicoles-sitcom" title="Click here to read more about The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILLY RAY CYRUS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BILLY RAY CYRUS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/billy-ray-cyrus/">Billy Ray Cyrus</a></strong> knows you're worried about <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MILEY CYRUS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MILEY CYRUS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/miley-cyrus/">Miley Cyrus</a></strong> <a href="http://jezebel.com/5335149/strip-club-disapproves-of-mileys-crappy-pole+dancing" target="new">dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole</a>, and he has this to say: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5342491/billy-ray-weighs-in-on-mileys-poledance-grisly-details-in-model-murder" title="Click here to read more about Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-11-16-miley-gets-hacked-again">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11172008/gossip/pagesix/spread_the_word_139052.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea &mdash; the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/11/15/Alba_delighted_with_newfound_motherhood/UPI-67531226772695/">UPI</a>]
<li>Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1086204/As-serial-Sienna-swaps-numbers-Josh-Hartnett-Balthazar-attempts-return-wife.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D94FP7CO0&show_article=1">Breitbart</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5090426/miley-cyrus-is-not-dead" title="Click here to read more about Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Is Ashley Olsen getting married? The <em>National Enquirer</em> thinks so. It'll happen on the French Riviera next summer; she wants Karl Lagerfeld to make the dress and Annie Leibovitz to take the pix. Oh, the hubs-to-be is boyfriend Justin Bartha. [<a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/68966">Daily Express</a>]
<li>Ryan Reynolds ran the NYC marathon! His time? 3 hours and 50 minutes, faster than he anticipated. "It was an incredible experience," he says. He was asked how he'd celebrate and claimed: "I'll probably celebrate by eating my own body weight in raw dough." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20237431,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Heh, things were "frosty" between Tina Fey and John McCain on <em>Saturday Night Live</em>. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27506010/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>A "crazed" Madonna fan stormed on to the set of Guy Ritchie's new movie and threatened to kill him. The teenager had a knife and was shouting, "I love Madonna." He was arrested, though if he were cast in Guy Ritchie's movie, that would be believable. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/11/01/guy-s-knife-terror-crazed-madonna-fan-s-bid-to-kill-him-on-film-set-115875-20861455/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's kids went trick-or-treating in Malibu on Friday. Maddox was a Marine; Zahara was a Jolly Green Giant; Shiloh was a sheriff. Need pix!!! [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/14801?cid=RSS">Star Magazine</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5074835/ashley-olsens-fashionista-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Ashley Olsen's Fashionista Wedding?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Between expanding his "empire," hosting <em>Mad Men</em> parties, judging <em>Project Runway</em>, and, presumably, tanning, Michael Kors is guesting on <em>Gossip Girl.</em> "I love the clothes, everyone is good-looking, the plot line is a riot," Kors says. "I love the show. They called and said, 'You are very <em>Gossip Girl</em>.' I thought, 'Finally, I am a teenager.'" Question: When does this guy have time to actually design? [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/broader-horizons-here-today-gone-tomorrow-did-they-serve-her-a-bud-1704911">WWD</a>]
<li>Perennial fashion critic Mr. Blackwell hospitalized! [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/PEOPLE_MR_BLACKWELL?SITE=WWL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]
<li>Just try and get rid of Heatherette! Rumors to the contrary, the glitzy design duo ain't going anywhere. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/08/richie_rich_heatherette_is_jus.html">The Cut</a>]
<li>NYC Boutique Opening Ceremony staying open for a marathon 72 hours.  Cause that's what Olympic athletes would want them to do. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/07/sports/olympics/07ROW.html">New York Times</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034195/michael-kors-is-a-gossip-girl" title="Click here to read more about Michael Kors Is A Gossip Girl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Whom to believe?! Page Six? "Marc Jacobs is a newlywed. The designer and his hot Brazilian love, Lorenzo Martone, were married in a civil solidarity pact Sunday in France. "He's totally excited," said an insider. "He said he's head-over-heels in love with Lorenzo. His life is coming together now." Civil solidarity pacts were instituted in France in 1999, but they are not legally binding. Jacobs isn't taking his honeymoon yet - he's busy with his show for New York Fashion Week in September." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07292008/gossip/pagesix/loving_designs_121993.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>...or Perez Hilton?! "Despite erroneous reports to the contrary…Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that design god Marc Jacobs and his hot new Brazilian boyfriend did not get married in Paris on Sunday. However, insiders close to the couple tell us that M.J. and Lorenzo Martone (pictured above) are "very happy" together." They're both such infallible sources! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-28-just-dating">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Model Jodie Kidd on being busted for drugs by the tabloids: "I was just someone minding their own business, plodding on in life. They had no need to do it because I'm not a bad person. I was very shocked. It was totally out of the blue," [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2466218/Jodie-Kidd%27s-%27year-of-hell%27-after-drugs-sting.html">Telegraph</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030427/is-marc-jacobs-married-or-not" title="Click here to read more about Is Marc Jacobs Married Or Not!!!???">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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