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				The melodic vocals on "Like Smoke," Amy Winehouse's posthumous new single, were originally recorded in 2008. She always wanted to collaborate with Nas, <a href="http://jezebel.com/5846605/amy-winehouses-me--mr-jones-was-about-nas" target="new">aka Mr. Jones</a>, and he's added his voice to the track by rapping between her chorus. Sad that it happened after she died.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5856103/the-amy-winehousenas-duet-is-sad-soulful-bittersweet" title="Click here to read more about The Amy Winehouse/Nas Duet Is Sad, Soulful, Bittersweet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				As it turns out, when Amy Winehouse sang "What kind of fuckery is this?" to Mr. Jones, she was referring to the hip-hop artist Nas, né Nasir Jones. Nas dated Mary J. Blige, was married to Kelis and has a 17-year-old daughter from an ex-fiancée, named Destiny. She, too, is name-dropped in the Winehouse track: 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5846605/amy-winehouses-me--mr-jones-was-about-nas" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse's &quot;Me & Mr. Jones&quot; Was About Nas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>It would be fairly epic if <strong>Madonna</strong> became a judge on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/americanidol/">American Idol</a></em>. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5547112/madonna-may-judge-idol-hasselhoff-hospitalized-tila-snorts-ambien" title="Click here to read more about Madonna May Judge Idol; Hasselhoff Hospitalized; Tila Snorts Ambien">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Did you think the first <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sexandthecity" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sexandthecity" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sexandthecity/">Sex And The City</a></em> movie was too sad? <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahjessicaparker" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahjessicaparker" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarahjessicaparker/">Sarah Jessica Parker</a></strong> says: See the sequel!<ul></ul></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5532423/sjp-calls-satc-2-a-romp-courtney-love-explains-why-shes-good-in-bed" title="Click here to read more about SJP Calls SATC 2 A &quot;Romp&quot;; Courtney Love Explains Why She's Good In Bed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>A new photo of <strong>Sandra Bullock</strong> has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5520556/sandra-bullock-photo-starts-bidding-war-baios-behavior-makes-the-news" title="Click here to read more about Sandra Bullock Photo Starts Bidding War; Baios' Behavior Makes The News">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Pornstar/<strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tigerwoods" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tigerwoods/">Tiger Woods</a></strong> mistress <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joslynjames" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #joslynjames" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/joslynjames/">Joslyn James</a></strong> watched his apology live today at a press conference with  lawyer Gloria Allred. James said she still wants, "An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn't hear none of that..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5476066/tigers-mistress-demands-apology-elizabeth-edwards-jokes-about-johns-cheating" title="Click here to read more about Tiger's Mistress Demands Apology; Elizabeth Edwards Jokes About John's Cheating">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a></strong> whined to <em>Vibe</em> about how <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/oprahwinfrey/">Oprah Winfrey</a></strong> treated him after he assaulted <strong>Rihanna</strong> saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5421056/chris-disses-oprah--bet-will-playgirl-publish-nude-pics-of-tiger" title="Click here to read more about Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Marilyn Manson</strong> revealed in an interview that he and <strong>Evan Rachel Wood</strong> are back together. Evan &mdash; When a guy violently <a href="http://jezebel.com/5398246/marilyn-murders-evan-look+alike-in-video-pete-campbell-cried-at-co+stars-weddings">beats and murders</a> your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5418489/marilyn-and-evans-troubling-reunion-did-tiger-pay-his-mistress-to-keep-quiet" title="Click here to read more about Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Someone broke into <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kourtneykardashian" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kourtneykardashian" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kourtneykardashian/">Kourtney Kardashian</a></strong>'s home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/18/kardashian-home-burglarized/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5384739/a-busy-weekend-in-hollywood-kardashian-burgled-pratt-arrested-reznor-married" title="Click here to read more about A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 24 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><em>Star</em> reporter <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE MAJOR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE MAJOR" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kate-major/">Kate Major</a></strong> resigned today after announcing that she's dating <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jon-gosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a></strong>, as she wouldn't want this conflict of interest to tarnish the mag's stellar reputation. Too bad <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-lohan/">Michael Lohan</a></strong> won't stop talking about his new BFFs.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5321545/jons-newest-girlfriend-resigns-from-star--channing-wants-depp-to-play-her" title="Click here to read more about Jon's Newest Girlfriend Resigns From Star;  Channing Wants Depp To Play Her">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jon-gosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a></strong> has been hanging out in the Hamptons with <em>Star</em> reporter Kate Major. At the home of <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-lohan/">Michael Lohan</a></strong>. "Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b135494_jon_gosselin_holes_up_with_kate_20.html?utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20293167,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5321051/jon-gosselin-parties-with-unlikely-peeps-queen-to-watch-bruno" title="Click here to read more about Jon Gosselin Parties With Unlikely Peeps; Queen To Watch Brüno?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Britney</strong> shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1193719/Britney-Spears-angers-northern-fans-yells-whats-London-Manchester-gig.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5296661/britneys-confused-beyonce-may-be-sued-blair-waldorf-nude" title="Click here to read more about Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>GLAAD is concerned about <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SACHA BARON COHEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SACHA BARON COHEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sacha-baron-cohen/">Sacha Baron Cohen</a></strong>'s depiction of homosexuality in <em><strong>Brüno</strong></em>:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5295221/glaad-not-happy-about-bruno-sjps-surrogate-targeted-by-cops" title="Click here to read more about GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LINDSAY LOHAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lindsay-lohan/">Lindsay Lohan</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SAMANTHA RONSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/samantha-ronson/">Samantha Ronson</a></strong> have broken up. Again. This report claims: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5293762/lindsay-lohan-why-do-people-cheat" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				As <a href="http://jezebel.com/5284379/new-kid-on-the-newsstand">previously mentioned</a>, in a time when publications are shutting down left and right, there's a new kid on the newsstand: <em>The Most!</em>, a gossip rag from the peeps at <em>Vibe</em>. We checked it out… and we learned a lot!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5285136/8-reasons-why-we-sorta-love-new-gossip-mag-the-most/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 8 Reasons Why We Sorta Love New Gossip Mag The Most!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8]]></title>
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				<ul><li>New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did <strong>Katherine Heigl</strong> get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick <a href="http://jezebel.com/5249209/valentines-day-what-hes-just-not-that-into-you-hath-wrought"><em>Valentine's Day</em></a> because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:  </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5271212/heigl-is-high-maintenance-stars-speak-out-on-prop-8" title="Click here to read more about Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake]]></title>
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				<ul><li>As you'll recall, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHIA LABEOUF" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SHIA LABEOUF" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/shia-labeouf/">Shia LaBeouf</a> </strong>injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5235634/shia-labeoufs-permanent-mistake" title="Click here to read more about Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Aww, lookit: BritBrit on the cover of <em>Rolling Stone</em>, looking healthy and happy. She says: "I feel like an old person now. I do! I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything." Oh! But Britney did go on a date recently, and took her assistant and a manager's friend with her. "Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad," she says. "He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. So I had to get dessert first." Plus! Her kids "are starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy." [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/30045338.html">ONTD</a>, <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-11-24-britney-rolling-stone_N.htm?csp=34">USA Today</a>, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1969178.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>With good news must come bad: Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after screaming fight with Blake Formerly Incarcerated. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1966762.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>Why is Kate Moss all scratched up and bruised? [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1089165/Been-fighting-guys-Kate-Moss-parties-scratched-face-bruised-Jamie-Hince.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Click to see Lindsay Lohan sneak vodka into her drink: Caught on camera! [<a href="http://www.thelifefiles.com/exclusive-lindsay-lohan-caught-drinking-on-camera/">The.Life Flies</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5098557/britney-spears-i-feel-like-an-old-person-now" title="Click here to read more about Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				I'm chilling out at Frankfurt Airport, desperately trying not to eavesdrop on any of the completely uninteresting conversations going on around me or gag from the smells of weird German lunch meats wafting up from the group of old people eating behind me. Luckily I have the <a href="http://www.washingtonindependent.com/person/12665-spencer_ackerman">redesigned <em>Washington Independent</em></a>'s <a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Attackerman</a>, Spencer Ackerman, by <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">my electronic side</a>, ready, willing and able to provide me with some pre-flight entertainment in the form of a discussion about Republi-porn, the Surge, McCain's Viagra usage, Iraqistani and how my masseur Antoine and Alex Pareene kept me from going absolutely crazy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5025760/airport-sedition-the-surge-isnt-working-and-neither-is-john-mccains-common-sense" title="Click here to read more about Airport Sedition: The Surge Isn't Working And Neither Is John McCain's Common Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Rapper Nas is partnering with Fila. The company will pay for his tour and album, he'll wear their stuff and create a "late-80's"-inspired line. [<a href="http://adage.com/songsforsoap/post?article_id=128136">Adage</a>]
<li>You will be relieved and delighted to hear that celebrity? socialite? sex-taper? Aha! <em>television personality</em> Kim Kardashian is launching a perfume. "It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!" [<a href="http://www.officialkimkardashian.com/2008/07/breaking-news-im-launching-my.php">Official Kim Kardashian</a>]
<li>Renaissance woman, polymath and Strokes-dater Agyness Deyn can add "DJ" to her ever-lengthening resume (which one can only assume is printed on hot-pink paper and doesn't actually exist). [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/07/agyness_deyn_to_dj_at_the_plum_1.html">New York Magazine</a>]
<li>Tan television personality and alleged designer Michael Kors "dishes" on Condi Rice, Anna Wintour and that skintight black tee he always "sports." [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/amanda-christine-miller/whats-my-logo-michael-kor_b_110511.html">Huffington Post</a>]
<li>Hey, you guys watch <em>The Closer</em>? Me either. Anyhoo, QVC's selling a replica of Kyra Sedgwick's purse. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/07/02/QVC_selling_Kyras_Closer_ba</a></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5021802/illmatic-nas-and-fila-barter-kim-kardashian-sorta-smells" title="Click here to read more about Illmatic: Nas And Fila Barter; Kim Kardashian Sorta Smells">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Nas wrote a song about Barack Obama and sampled Tupac. I couldn't figure out what the fuck Tupac was saying but I finally found the <a href="http://www.elyricsworld.com/black_president_lyrics_nas.html">lyrics</a> and apparently it's "Although it seems heaven-sent we ain't ready to have a black president." Then Nas references  <a href="http://www.exploredc.org/index.php?id=112">Calvin Coolidge</a> to remind you, oh yeah, maybe we <em>have</em> gotten a little less racist since Tupac "died", which got me wondering, has hip-hop gotten less misogynist since <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmKqym0a2U">Oochie Wally Wally</a>? [<a href="http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=22019">XXL</a>]
<li>Yeah and meanwhile some people who have not gotten less racist since the nineties work for the Clinton campaign, according to erstwhile Hillary supporter Rob Andrews, who now says her campaign was…well, uh, it's kind of vague, but whatever it was, it didn't work out, so I guess I should just move on to… [<a href="http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/topstories/index.ssf/2008/06/andrews_says_he_heard_racist_s.html">NJ</a>]
<li>How it was a bad day out in the economy. The unemployment rate hit 5.5%, which is pretty bad when you consider how many people hate their jobs &mdash; unrelated: was anyone else unaware that the world's highest <a href="http://www.globalcareernews.com/publish/article_6.shtml">jobless rate</a> belongs to Nauru? &mdash; and it was the biggest month-to-month rise in 22 years. Just in time for graduation! And, you know, the Dow fell 400  points and oil futures rose eleven bucks. [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121274989880651647.html?mod=hps_us_whats_news">WSJ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5014155/would-it-kill-you-america-to--surprise-us-and-let-a-black-man-guide-us" title="Click here to read more about Would It Kill You, America, To  "Surprise Us, And Let A Black Man Guide Us"?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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