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			<title><![CDATA[Not-So-Funny]]></title>
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				Kay Underwood, a 20-year-old girl from England, becomes <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1041420/The-student-20-collapses-time-giggles-rare-muscle-condition.html">temporarily paralyzed</a> every time she has a fit of giggles. She suffers from cataplexy, a muscle weakness triggered by extreme emotions, which results in her collapsing when she laughs, although she can still retain her hearing during all instances of paralysis. (Another person with a similar condition collapses when he experiences "extreme smugness.") You'd expect that people would be understanding and sympathetic, right? One asshole woman hit her over the head after Underwood <i>inconvenienced</i> her by collapsing on some stairs and <i>The Daily Mail</i> takes pictures of her mid-giggle for their article (real nice, you guys!). Underwood says that she is currently on medication to help control her condition. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1041420/The-student-20-collapses-time-giggles-rare-muscle-condition.html">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5033298/not+so+funny" title="Click here to read more about Not-So-Funny">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The New Yorker On Obama: When Satire Isn't Satirical]]></title>
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				At left, the cover of this week's <em>New Yorker</em>, which features writer Ryan Lizza's take on <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/07/21/080721fa_fact_lizza">Barack Obama's early years in Chicago</a>, an article that is somehow <em>totally related</em> to this supposedly satirical illustration portraying Michelle and Barack as Muslim/Black Power extremists who worship Osama bin Laden and burn American flags and fist-bump and trade in their nice shoes for Birkenstocks and combat boots like I did in high school. With Moe out, I long-distance call our official Jezebel pass-around Charlie, <a href="http://www.washingtonindependent.com/person/12665-spencer_ackerman">Spencer</a> <a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Attackerman</a>, to discuss the cover, the article, Spencer's beef with Mr. Lizza, and the divinity that is spätzle and beer.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5024837/the-new-yorker-on-obama-when-satire-isnt-satirical" title="Click here to read more about The New Yorker On Obama: When Satire Isn't Satirical">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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